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Idk if I posted my fav rat pic here yet. Here it is:

Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

“autistics would’ve been able to sniff out ted bundy like fucking scent dogs” is one of the craziest takes i’ve ever seen

you are not special because you are autistic . you are not special because you are neurodivergent. you do not have a secret sixth sense of who is a good or bad person because you are neurodivergent . you are not an empath or a fae child. you are not a morally better person because you are autistic

I have been so utterly transfixed by this phrase lately.

I find myself saying this out lout whenever I feel stumped by any conversation. Any time a conversation gets kinda stupid and people start saying unnecessary things I immediately have a strong compulsion to say "uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games"

drove past a truck that had a decal of joe biden tied up in the bed of their truck

i go on bluesky until the liberals piss me off, i go on tumblr until the communists piss me off, i go on twitter until the bitchy reactionary girls and gays piss me off

bluesky post: we need to stick it to the DICKtator in chief by funding my new ttrpg zine

tumblr post: sexual assault is only traumatic if you have a puritanical view of sex

twitter post: sorry if this isnt woke but the fat dolls are lowkey not serving

I want a game that uses Disco Elysium's same insanely well crafted narrative system and wonderful writing but it's about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbor's cat in a small village in the Alps, and also Measurehead is there.

is he wearing a hat???

imagine dragons for anglerfish must be like… oh the misery… my microscopic husband is attached to meee

guy who hates foot fetishists because their kink is banal and edgeless

i need a polycule of tall skinny white guys preferably like around 10 of them so i can dress them up in nice outfits and give them cute little red ribbon chokers. (hiding a bowling ball behind my back) For no real reason

Gnome eminem: just cos I'm gnomey don't mean you know me. Don't call me homie. In fact you can blow me. Since I started seeing lots of gnomes rapping, halvling MCs who don't know what's happening, half-foots who need a half-hand smacking, go back to the shire and ask bilbo baggins. [beat changes] Haley I'm sorry that I drank your potion

me: hey man welcome in what can i get you

guy who jerks himself blind every night to the characters from a flossing based gacha game where all the girls are bits of food stuck in the teeth of the demiurge and you can like feed the demiurge different meals to change the pool of waifus you’re pulling from and their names are all like “stringy chicken” and “wet cheese crumb” and shit: just a black coffee please

footjob pearl from the sea of cortez

horror movie enjoyers will be having a terrible day and be like fuuuuuck i need to unwind….maybe nows the time to finally check out shit piss deathfest 2 . For a bit of lighthearted entertainment