hozier is literally the only valid man

me: funko pops ugly

funko pop:

me: HHHHHHHHHHH OH HE BABEY

why is this sentence written with such perfect comedic timing

literally what does this mean i’m screaming

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY OATMEAL

lizard out there really gonna do it

this lizard is braver than any US marine

he’s going for it, the absolute madlad

1. Kankuro bout to fight an elderly man for his baby bro

2. Gaara, king of wit, single handedly burning his shitty ass dad post Mortem? An icon

I love this because not only does Gaara ROAST his dad but he also admits to having no manners

you promised these kids krabby the clown

but all i saw was

cheapy the cheapskate

my organs after eating like shit all day

remember the flower crown trend????? it was good bring it back

Not with the Ted Bundy film closing in

vine compilation #2345346234 (feat. vines i haven’t really seen in other compilations)

Saske was no chance against 18% of shaggys power

I loved so many of the cute animals on vine……

I WASN’T EXPECTING JEREMY DOOLEY

me: hi, how are you today?

some SuitPerson: haha well you know - thank God it’s FRIDAY amiright!!!!!!

me, who works the next three days and has entirely lost the concept of weekends as a time for rest and relaxation:

My favorite thing is when people say “Thank goodness it’s the weekend!” or “At least it’s Saturday!” while I am ringing them up for their purchases on a Saturday. 

I moved into summerstock housing tonight and a friendly orange cat immediately greeted my kitties to the neighborhood (he actually climbed into my damn car). 

But then when I stepped into my apartment building I found this:

Make Chester an indoor cat

L E T H I M I N

What is heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers?

The answer is the feathers.

200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.