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So what is human marriage? I know it’s a promise, but, y’know.

OH MY GOD…..OH MY GOD!!!!

HONEY I AM GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS. 

Okay. Alright. 

A wedding is a handfasting ceremony in which in front of friends and family you promise to be with a certain person(s) forever, until death do you part, and all other sorts of delightful things. 

Oh! This is going to be so much fun!! 

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What the fuck?

My pale shining star. Loved and cherished.

Play with me. Rescue our most precious Innovator.

H̢͖̣͓͓͓̹̻̍̒ͫ͝Ǘ̘̠̘̬̘͈̗͔̜̿̎N̼̼͉̦͚͎̩͙̥̑̒ͦͧ͋͆́͆͊̀̕T̸̨̤͇̠̫͙̘̞̼̉ͭͮͬ͊̌͟ͅ

I’ll be right there, dearheart. I’ve been needing a new toy for the cats to play with. 

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Hello? A Baby?? 

Come over, it’s settled down now. Might help Scofflaw with the shock.

Absolutely delightful. What colors does this baby seem to react to the most. 

Uhm. Hm. It kicks around for any sort of stimulus, really. Especially when I speak to it. But according to the books, red, white, and black are good colors.

Excellent. The baby will not know what plushies hit it. 

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I’d like to write some things, maybe…hire a few band members, get something started. Maybe preform somewhere. And you own quite a few popular places, if you’d do me the honor. Of course, there’s also the matter of presentation. Ah, costumes.

Hmm, well, I’ll be happy to help then! We can talk about performances when you make it there. 

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@nefariousbelladonna I need your help.

Oh? With what, exactly? 

Bbe honest with me. Do you think I could be infamous, in a more…Celebrity sort of way. Maybe something like a rock star.

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I, uh. maybe? Why don’t you tell me exactly what you’re thinking of. 

Becoming a rock star. They sing about interesting things like blood and suffering and they’re worshiped for it across space. How have I nnot heard of this, before? I could do it. I. Think. I want to.

..Hmm. Well, if it’s that kind of singing...

What do you want help with, specifically? 

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