Waiting for the printer

This is a war. If we aren’t willing to do what it takes to win, we risk losing everything we try to protect.

do dogs know that they’re cute?

fuck personality types u wanna know a lot about a person? present them w a plate of brownies and see if they take a corner, side, or middle piece

tag this with the type of brownie piece you would take

Favourite Character Meme: ½ Seasons - Season 3

concept: woman makes deal with demon to have it’s child in exchange for eternal life or some shit

woman then makes deal with witch and offers her first born for like, riches or something

woman dumps demon baby on witch, absconds with her winnings and leaves witch and demon fighting for custody

half demon baby grows up learning magic and visiting hell on weekends and every second christmas

does the woman act as a sort of vodka aunt who shows up sometimes to teach the child how to work the system?

“here you go timmy, have a new xbox. this year I’m going to teach you the ins and outs of magical tax evasion”

SHE DOES NOW

‪Liam: God, this book is huge!‬

‪Damien: Wanna know what else is huge? MY DI-‬

‪Narrator: MY LOVE FOR THE GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY IN JESUS CHRISTS NAME I PRAY AMEN‬

ghost gal  👻💖

life is like a giant mushroom 

Explain

Ahsoka, Padme and Anakin

Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017), dir. Rian Johnson

Percy at age twelve:o-oh you know all of the gods a-are cool, i don’t  have favorites 

Percy at age seventeen: SHOUT OUT TO HESTIA FOR BEING THE ONLY GOD WHO HASN’T FUCKED UP MY LIFE SHE’S THE BEST   

sick burn

Darth Vader: My padawan, who was missing for two years and presumed dead, just texted me this:

Smooth as fuck..