OH MY GOD!

Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

He looks so concerned about everything. (photos by egzo) Previously: Albert the Angry Sheep Cat

this is Duke

Duke tried to go through the cat door 

the cat door of the baby gate, meant specifically to keep him out of the basement and away from the cat food

Duke is NOT in fact, a cat

Duke has shamed his ancestors (and knocked over a lamp)

oh my god.

Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron

They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, yet alone a tree! 

Why does this not have more notes??

Because we’re scared

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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convert your office into a horrible disaster

This should be what nsfw means

have I talked about how my two cats love each other so much and they literally do everything together and they’re always piled all over each other like

even when they’re not sleeping they’re just hanging out 

shut the fuck up and look at these fucking cats holy fucking hell shitfuck holy fuck

Again we see the impossible standards set for woman

It wasn’t me, I’m a good boy! [video]

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT DID I JUST MAKE

OHASGAF MY GOD

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

OMG YAY!

Photographer Takes His Rescued Dog Maddie On Epic Adventures

I just sighed so hard

What a beautiful life this dog has.

LOFuckingL

When I finally accept that I just never got in shape for summer