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Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me

you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.

THIS IS JOY.

lmfaooOO I KEEP DYING.

This is what the animal crossing developers think “cool” means

theyre damn right yhou fucking moron

that’s It

This Is my favorite of em’ all

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

my fbi agent watching my deadlines get closer

The first week of Pokémon GO was probably the closest the we’ll ever have to world peace.

im a person who wants to do lots of things trapped inside a body that wants to SLEEP at all times

big ass mood bitch

#everyday mood

with great power comes a great electricity bill

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This makes me laugh so much

“Yeah I’m in a bouncy house, but will this country ever bounce back from our current administration?”

New Year’s Eve 2017 will be the only day when every adult was born in the 1900’s, and every minor was born in the 2000’s.