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Sara Runnels is a writer living in New York City. Most notably, her work has appeared in Tinder messages, late-night tweets, Gmail inboxes, group texts, Instagram captions, the Notes app, Tumblr drafts and abandoned Word documents. But luckily, she pays her bills by being a sought-after marketing copywriter, where she has spent a good portion of her career writing for distinguished brands like CBS, JetBlue, Birchbox, MTV, Verizon and Disney. A piece she wrote about God creating millennial earth was the #7 most-read piece on McSweeney’s in 2017. Other buzzworthy accomplishments include being c-r-o-w-n-e-d the 1994 spelling bee champion, and in 2014, Beyoncé posted a picture of Sara wearing a clever bee costume to her Facebook page. Lisa Frank also once bought her a lobster roll. All of her free time is spent watching very good (and very bad) television, traveling as much as possible, documenting first dates in real-time on Instagram and never being able to sleep because she is so full of very good (and very bad) ideas.
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Classic First-Date Questions Updated for the End Times
What’s your favorite food . . . to store in your doomsday bunker?
The New Yorker

You can take the girl out of New York, but you can’t take her out of The New Yorker!!!

My latest @newyorker piece was thoroughly researched simply by...going on hundreds of first dates as the end of the world looms & the earth slowly ghosts us!!!

If you love/read/share it, you’re totally invited back to my doomsday bunker. ;)

#the new yorker#humor#climate change#doomsday#am writing
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Why Be a Victoria’s Secret Angel When You Can Be a T.J. Maxx Cherub?
While Victoria’s Secret applies a rigorous standard to their sparkly, bare-stomached Angels, they can’t hold a discounted scented candle to T.J. Maxx Cherubs.
medium.com|Sara Katherine Runnels

My piece on the privilege of wearing the dazzling, discounted, heavily manhandled wings of the iconic T.J. Maxx Cherub is featured on @Medium this week! 

#am writing#TJ Maxx#Shopping#Fashion#Style#Humor#Comedy#Satire#Victoria's Secret#Angels#Cherubs#lol#Medium
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