fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

direct action

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

how about you eat my shit and hair

staying true to spirit

the OG of the vicious burn

Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

here is a very good painting of Diógenes in his tub that i had the good fortune of actually seeing earlier this year

I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.

https://twitter.com/fairlyaIright/status/1014603417946345473

(via @lynchbrothers) same

My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.

me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids that need a fresh start in a new town:

@hufflesmonsters

So You Decided to Play D&D...

How you think it works:

How it actually does:

Your D&D class based off of your Hogwarts house

Ravenclaw: Wizard

Gryffindor: Wizard

Hufflepuff: Wizard

Slytherin: Wizard

i DEMAND that each and every one of you see this cat

Boss…

AMAZING. MISSION COMPLETE. THAT RIGHT THERE IS WHY YOU’RE THE BEST, BOSS.

@japaneesee

‘creative captions for old-timey books’ by SnideOctopus

@puncromancer

Got a lot going on here.

nanami.exe

Cooper!!! Wanted to kidnap this poofball so bad 😂💕

why the long face peaches