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Bloo’s Edits:
Hiro Hamada (Diego Mestanza) and Aiko “Honey Lemon” Miyazaki (Amanda Seyfried).
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Black Kids - I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You
(One!) I'm biting my lip. (Two!) He's kissing on you. (Three!) Oh, why can't you see? (One, two, three, four!)
Hey guys, I'm not gonna be around tonight nor all throughout tomorrow; I'm staying offline to work on my big writing projectsanother way to say my roleplay group and Hidashoney fanfic, and then I'm going to be out all day with family and friends.
I shall return Sunday night but, until then, we leave all our love~
✎ Hiro and Bloo (ʜɪʀo ϻυɴ)
sometimes …
ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ
ᴡʜᴀᴛ { ʏ ᴏ ᴜ } ʜᴀᴠᴇ
ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ —-;
✄ a̺̻͓͖͎̤̱̩͜l̨͔͓̲̝̬̻͚̯ļ̨̱̱̗͓͔̙̼ ̧̨̹̳̻͓̳ͅͅa̡͎̭͕̪͓̺̠̥w̢̢̨̱̖͍͖͎͚a̡̲̩̩̳͓̠͍̞y̻̼̩͚̤̹̜̯̫
┏━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ ʏoυ'ʀє ɑ ҫɧεrrӌ βℓσssσɱ; ʏoυ'ʀє ɑʙoυτ τo ＢＬＯＯＭ. ʏoυ ʟooκ so ＰＲＥＴＴＹ, ʙυτ ʏoυ'ʀє ＧＯＮＥ so sooɴ. ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━┛
stuffrpstuff
Put "ᴅᴏ yᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴠᴀʟᴇɴᴛɪɴᴇ yᴇᴛ?" in my ask to see how my muse reacts.
Send me a "旦" If our muses haven't interacted yet and but you want us to change that.
Aunt Cass appreciation post for anon (｡◕‿◕｡)
Source: sanfrnsokyo
Hiro was spending the workday tidying up his office, as he'd found that it was a necessity as the head of the department since plenty of people gathered first impressions from how he kept it. As the other engineers and Krei knew, he highly preferred the door kept closed as he zipped to and fro sorting papers, knowing it'd disturb the flow since it took much focus for him to do "boring" stuff like. It wasn't for that reason alone, however - the young man had a habit for blasting loud music to drown out the world and keep his mind active. Though, today, his body was active too, hips swaying to the music as his voice began to rise in volume from its mumbling state, lyrics and pitches on-point. You could say the upbeat pop and rap songs were becoming a bit of a distraction.
Soon enough, he was dancing as he sang:
❝ He might've let you hold his hand in school,
But I'mma show you how to gradua-a-ate!
No, I don't need to hear you talk the talk,
Just come and show me what your mama gave!
Ohhh,
You've
got a ver-
-y big
SSH!!
mouth,
but don't say,
a thing.
See, anybody could be good to you;
You need a bad boy to blow your miiiiiiiiind! ❞
selfieforscience
He pulled away suddenly and Honey felt just as disoriented as when he had kissed her. The way he was averting her gaze made her realize that maybe Hiro was feeling just as awkward as she was. But why? He had been the one to show up out of nowhere and kiss her, while she had been caught off guard; so really, she had the right to feel a little bit more embarrassed than him.
And then he apologized. Honey was surprised by that turn of events; what was she supposed to say to that? ‘It’s fine’? Was it fine, though? She hadn’t exactly disliked the kiss, but Hiro couldn’t just swoop her in for a kiss like that either. Honey stared at him for a few seconds, words dancing around in her mind before she spoke again. ❝ Why did you do that? ❞
There were times at which Hiro was thankful that some people weren't mind readers - at this moment, her. For, in his head, there were strings of curses running through it, calling out on his spontaneous behavior. How's he going to explain for his actions? It's not like he'd meant to kiss her... Though that's not to say the thoughts have never run through his head before. Honey Lemon was certainly an attractive woman, and he's known her long enough to ponder the option of dating ever since he'd become comfortable with her company, aware of the possibilities.
❝ Why? ❞ he parroted back, feeling dumbfounded. Would it be impugned if he were to say anything at all? Of course. Question was, is it ever okay to tell someone that a random occurrence such as this is all due to a game that, perhaps, him and the other boys took a little too seriously, a little too far? God, this was sounding like a situation nigh-dramatic to the plot of 10 Things I Hate About You, and just about every other teenage romantic comedy.
With that, he opted to avoid the entire ordeal, at least for now, as he inquired, ❝ Why not? ❞
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Reblog if you're over 10 and you still have stuffed animals on your bed or in your room.
STATE 6 FACTS ABOUT YOU, THEN TAG 10 PEOPLE. ( please repost instead of reblogging! )
Tagged by selfieforscience (aka this really awesome possum blossom where was I going with that)
- I’m tall in my family, yet below average worldwide. Perks of being Filipino. (5'3".)
- Singing in the car and/or with headphones on everywhere else is how I pass the day.
- Other than writing whenever possible, I'm in love with Netflix. I'm all caught up with American Horror Story, on season six of That 70s Show, on season two of Glee, and I've perused many horror films. I have repeatedly watch of The Road To El Dorado (believe me when I can say I can quote the entire movie, I love it so fucking much) and Craig Ferguson's I'm Here To Help.
- Deadpool is my EVERYTHING. I'm doing my best to collect as much merchandise as possible. So far, I've got a wallet, a costume mask, a costume shirt, a "Property of Deadpool" tee, a beanie, a beanie mask, a Snapback cap, and license plate frames for my truck. And I'm going to pick up my chibi Deadpool PJ pants on Saturday... Heh. Oops. Call My Crazy Obsession's people?
- I played piano and violin up until I graduated high school two years back. I still pick them up every now and again when I feel like it since both are at home (used to attend private lessons... Yeah, I was pretty dedicated).
- I actually used to dance up until eighth grade - when I realized I didn't love it as much as a performer as much as I do as a viewer and appreciator. I then picked up karate, but then couldn't afford to go to classes. Now I'm just an moderately active lump that walks a lot because of the crazy ventures my friends and I go on. XD
Tagging: chemist-in-heels, hachiaiko, lightobscur, xsonusfluctu, marlvelousrose (because I said so), hironishiboshita, gogofast, basically anybody that wants to do it? I dunno.
I'm home from wooooooork~!!
Hiro's been singing Bang Bang all day... I've half a mind to make a starter out of it, ngl.
unironicphan
Stop girls who ship loads of gay ships but are uncomfortable with lesbians 2k15
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at first I wanted
you tofuck[ m e ]
but then I got greedy and wanted
you to l͔͎̦̳͕͍͑ o̼̘̭ͩ͂ v̎̍ͥ͋ e͈̠̼̩ me
Guardians of the Galaxy Sentence Starters
"I have no words for an honorless thief."
"What's with giving tree here?"
"That's mine!"
"Ain't no one like me 'cept me."
"It's cool to have a code name, it's not that weird."
"Like I said, she/he's got a rep."
"Whatever nightmares the future holds are dreams compared to what's behind me."
"You wanna get to him/her, you go through us. Or, more accurately, we go through you."
"I'm with them."
"Take her down to the showers. It'll be easier to clean up the blood."
"Her/His life is not yours to take."
"Your words mean nothing to me!"
"Why would I put my finger on his throat?"
"What I'm saying is, you want to keep her/him alive."
"I like your knife, I'm keeping it."
"Asleep for the danger. Awake for the money as for frickin' usual."
"Your demeanor is that of a pouty child."
"This is one fight you won't win."
"I've heard these small bodies find you attractive, so maybe you could work out some sort of deal."
"You must be joking."
"No, I've really heard they find you attractive."
"You need my what?"
"Spare me your foul gaze, woman!"
"Why is this one here?"
"Cease your yammering and release us from this irksome confinement."
"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it."
"I told you I have a plan."
"That was a pretty good plan."
"They crumpled my pants up into a ball, that's rude! They folded yours!"
"Screw this then, I'm not waiting around for someone with a death wish."
"This one shows spirit, he/she shall make a keen ally in the battle."
"You're an imbecile."
"What is that?"
"That's
"No one's blowing up moons."
"You just wanna suck the fun out of everything."
"If we're gonna work together, you might wanna try trusting me a little bit."
"I am not a princess!"
"Your ship is filthy."
"You got issues."
"I can't tell if you're joking or not."
"There are no regulations whatsoever here."
"It's dangerous and illegal work. Suitable only for outlaws."
"This is not respectable establishment."
"That's the first thing you've said that wasn't batshit crazy!"
"It's just a negotiation tactic."
"He is not my father."
"Why would you risk your life for this?"
"I am a warrior, and an assassin. I do not dance."
"Who put the sticks up their butts?"
"The melody is pleasant."
"I am not some starry eyed waif here to succumb to your pelvic sorcery!"
"He/She has no respect!"
"You just wanna laugh at me!"
"No one's laughin' at you."
"He thinks I'm some stupid thing, he does!"
"I didn't ask to get made!"
"Suck it up for one more lousy night and you're rich."
"Fine, but after all this I can't promise I won't kill every last one of you."
"See that's exactly why none of you have any friends!"
"You shall send a message for me."
"We're all very fascinated, but we'd like to get paid."
"I will no longer be your slave!"
"What the f-?"
"What do you still have it for?!"
"I can't believe you had that in your purse!"
"It's not a purse, it's a knapsack!"
"Or we could give it to someone really nice who's not going to arrest us and will give us a ton of money."
"I think it's a good balance between both worlds."
"Wait here, I'll be back."
"I hated you least."
"You'll die in seconds!"
"I saw you out there. Something came over me, and I couldn't let you die."
"Something incredibly heroic."
"They're all idiots!"
"None of this would have happened if you didn't try to singlehandedly take on a frickin' army!"
"All this rage... Is just to cover my loss."
"Everybody's got dead people. It's no excuse to get everybody else dead along the way."
"There's only two of us!"
"You're. Makin'. Me. Beat. Up. Grass!"
"I'm coming for you."
"You dare to oppose me?"
"Normal people don't even think about eatin' other people!"
"Is that what she's been filling your head with? Sentiments?"
"You kill me now, you are saying goodbye to the biggest deal you have ever seen."
"How about trying to
"This is what we get for trying to act altruistically."
"I have a plan."
"You're copying me from when I said I have a plan."
"I have part of a plan."
"That's a fake laugh."
"Life's giving us a chance to give a shit."
"I have lived most my life surrounded by my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends."
"I will fight beside you."
"Now I'm standing. You happy? We're all standing. Bunch of jackasses standing in a circle."
"This is a terrible plan."
"He says that he's an a-hole, but he's not 100% a dick."
"I don't believe anyone is 100% a dick."
"For the record, I advised against trusting you."
"They got my dick message!"
"No one talks to my friends like that."
"Finger to the throat means death."
"You can't. You'll die. Why are you doing this?! Why?!"
"Dance off bro, me and you!"
"I'm distracting you, you big turd-blossom!"
"I might be as pretty as an angel, but I sure as hell ain't one."
"I have to warn you against breaking any laws in the future."
"What should we do next? Something good, something bad, bit of both?"