So this happened when I tried to use my new shower last night

why is this funny

me: You know the violence that we put upon each other is very detrimental to our progression as human beings. We should learn to turn the other cheek more rather than use fisticuffs.

person: there’s a fight going on the other side of campus

me:

@egobirth

What a good friend

two punch combo

[]if you Reblog this in 69 seconds Halloween will be x2 as good if no Reblog No more dank spoopyness in Halloween Reblog to save lives[]

With Halloween on the horizon, here is Angie Jordan with an important message.

Yes, I’m re-blogging myself.

YUS.

to all the white people with ideas

That last line.

Teach little black girls and boys to love their hair and skin before they learn to hate it

Shark Rescue 

Awww what if this is really what they are thinking and they’re just trying to help

dear people with high grades, a regular fitness regime and a pleasant social life: do you still have the number of that demon you made a deal with because i’d really like to get in touch with them

I’m fully supportive of brown women divorcing their lazy, misogynistic, racist, and abusive brown husbands.

“when your mom asks if you want seconds”