this is so wild
Narration, in a serious, dramatic voice: We find no evidence paranormal activity inside this mine, but we do find an absolutely adorable kitty kitty.
Person on screen, using a baby voice: Hi little kitty kitty! Hi little kitty kitty! Ohh, you’re just a little kitty kitty!
look all im saying is that there’s a 95% chance that the social media intern for monster high can reclaim
Absolutely FLOORED by this fucking cursed ad I got this morning.
GIVE IT UP FOR GAY SEX SUNDAY
How slutty would you say you are?
In theory? Very. In practice? Not at all. I’m lazy.
Can everyone just stop being such stupid bitches.
i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass
jealousy isn’t the way bro
The shrimp aren’t gonna have sex with you.
you take that back right fucking now
we all talk about piss
sorry I didn’t finish this post because Tumblr wanted me to add a gif and this was the first one suggested and iwas laughing to hard to remember what i was going to say
girl I’ll make you perceive shrimp colours
Thinking about some of the shit people say while fucking in porn. Like “Yea u like my pussy?” What the fuck is the dude plowing you like a tractor supposed to say to that? No?
No I hate your pussy. I am leaving now. Do not talk to me ever again.
You were brainwashed into thinking that your favorite anime man will fuck you. No he will fuck me instead.
this whole website needs to be burned to the ground
the context is that this girl does speedpaint videos while talking about relevant topics however this thumbnail is unintentionally the highest peak of comedy
(therapist voice) and why are you butthurt about that
