Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers

wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years 

WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART HAS BEEN DEAD FOR EXACTLY 226 SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS

titties are so fucking iconic no offense

I love bears ,,,,, but their tongues rly shouldn’t be that long

what weird twink wrote this

2018 has been going on for like 20 months but october lasted like a week… what’s the deal

I’ve come to the conclusion that none of you fear god

me addressing the huge fucking geese sleeping and shitting in front of the entrance to my college

you’ve gotta stat romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day. 

only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that’s the law

are you ignoring me or am i just worrying too much: an autobiography

reminder: you don’t have to get it right every day. you’re allowed to make mistakes and be vulnerable, and unsure.

Does she fancy me?

Or is she just being friendly?

My favourite game

Update: she fancies me

Update: She’s my girlfriend

Update: We live together

Update: We just got our first house 🏡

Update: Here’s us with our first Christmas Tree

Update: Here’s a little doodle of us I had commissioned for her birthday

Update, we’re engaged

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

Wanna see literally the single funniest thing I’ve seen all year?

via weheartit

Its not that I’m dumb im just bad at classes I dont absolutely care about :/