ROBERT PATTINSON as BATMAN: 

The Batman + 👀

When God is a woman comes on shuffle

demonic possession is allowed but keep it classy, sexy, you know how it is

I love it when I wake up and stretch and something cracks. Makes me feel like a glo-stick

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

This is so fucking real it hurts

This is very vivid. Did this guy actually have an affair with Chris Evans?

I’m in love with the great British bake off

This is my personal favorite(so far)

“scythes are impractical battle weapons” you say but i can’t hear you over the swish swish of my huge fucking scythe, which is cool

Me

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

being in a public restroom

being in a public

being

people adding things 2 my posts

your posts

ur blog

u

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

you thinking that comment was necessary

thinking

wen u zoom in

I love this post

love

It just keeps getting better

overused captions

Tumblr’s new layout

tumblr

the internet

this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog

Long ass posts

Ass