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EXISTING

@needchocolatenow / needchocolatenow.tumblr.com

Choco | USA | Female // Fandom things. Funny things. Gacha addict.
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omg so we have 1 seeing dog and 1 blind dog and whenever there's a toy they both want, the seeing dog takes it and just...stands very still. immobile. she KNOWS he will try to wrestle it from her but she has figured out that if she does not squeak it, then he will not find it. leading to this.

"god....grant me the strength to not squeak the squeaky toy"

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don’t pretend the Great Tag Ban isn’t funny. don’t pretend that content being automatically removed from the site for using arbitrary terms like “girl” or “tony the tiger” isn’t hilarious

we said “we’ll stay here until staff removes all of the content and the site becomes completely unusable” & staff said ok the tigerfuckers go first

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WE WERE FLIRTING THE WHOLE TIME????????

anyway.

I’m glad I got that cleared up.

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fucking hell i hope he feels the same when he wakes up tomorrow or it’s gonna be soooo awkward aaaaaaaaaaaa I’m actually so fakarking happy

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I hate feelings. I hate them sooo much. Apparently, if you’re even the tiniest bit nice to me, my feels go unga-bunga for no reason.

I have to kill it, it’s very unhelpful and entirely stupid. Telling myself DO NOT RUIN WHAT YOU HAVE. Must gaslight myself into non-feels.

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