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The Low-Cal Calzone Zone

@quartknee21 / quartknee21.tumblr.com

Published Author (three times over). Celebrity (obsessed) journalist. Magazine addict. Constant shoe buyer. Carb-and-cheese consumer.
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Apparently “culs-de-sac” is an acceptable plural for “cul-de-sac.”

I don’t buy it.

And it still makes me think of balls.

Is this coming from watching a season 4 episode of Gilmore Girls in which this is a running gag? Or is it a thing in not Stars Hollow as well?

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quartknee21

Gilmore Girls taught me a lot, including that pluralization. Same rule as to why it’s editors-in-chief.

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My feet feel horrible. What’s the thing that will make all the skin fall off at an inopportune moment?

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quartknee21

BABY FEET. I’ve done a knock-off version from Urban Outfitters. It’s amazing though. And as if your feet have been reborn. Plus, the peeling is crazy addicting. Who cares if the directions say not to pull it. But the perk of doing it in the winter means you won’t be wearing flip flops with feet that are shedding like a snake.

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I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

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riskpig

………my friend has made me curious

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maryburgers

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

  1. I don’t believe in these things
  2. But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
  3. But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
  4. Roger is cute.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

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secondlina

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

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cinnappo

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

Why not. Do me a solid Roger

roger it’s time. i hope i have not asked for too much from you but you know what i want.

Worked for my engagement, now mama needs a new job.

bloop bloop Roger

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rouxfully

yo Roger wanna get me this condo after all?

Let’s do this thing, fish friend.

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quartknee21

Help a gal out, Roger! Do your thing!

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guldendays

1st Letter Of My Name : 2nd Letter Of My Name : 1st Letter Of My Moms Name : 2nd Letter Of My Moms Name : 1st Letter Of My Dads Name : 2nd Letter Of My Dads Name : My Child’s Name Would Be ?

Amlaja - I actually like it

macasc. ok.

Anjoro- I’m pronouncing it similarly to Angelo honestly

Samara - actually a good name that I like

Wyriro - I don’t think mine works.

Panipa- okay then

Jomemo. … poor kid

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jantry

Jalude

Mijumi

Jechga. Nope.

PaSyCl. How is this so close to my own name???Did my parents do this in the 80s??

Lakaro.

I don’t hate it.

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quartknee21

Kokibo. Or Kokiro, if I must use Robert instead of Bob. It sounds like the name of a gorilla? BFFs with Koko.

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Can we all agree Dave is the best Franco brother?

Best = hottest, funniest, with no creepiness at all.

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quartknee21
"I’m now going to give you permanent answers to all the silly questions that you’re gonna end us asking me and every other woman in this election over the next few months.
Why did I change my hairstyle? Well, I don’t know, I decided it would look better? Or my kids got gum in it.
Are you trying to have it all? That question makes no sense. It’s a stupid question. Stop asking it. Don’t ask it.
Do you miss your kids when you’re at work? Yes, of course I do. Everyone does. Any then, you know, sometimes I don’t.
…If you wanna bake a pie, that’s great. If you wanna have a career, that’s great too. Do both, or neither. Doesn’t matter, just don’t judge what someone else has decided to do. We’re all just trying to find the right path for ourselves. As individuals. On this Earth.”
Leslie Knope, Parks and Rec 7x09
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Annoying moment of the day

The same gal that couldn't be happy for me when I called her to share the news of my engagement is now super excited to tell me about her new boyfriend. Sorry not sorry. I literally couldn't care less.

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