[runs fingers through hair] oh man am i gay

I love my daughter already whoever she is

Arthur Sozydai

straight people have given me cause to begin actively reprogramming parts of the universe in hopes of stopping an encroaching evil

Ever since I was a child, I knew I was not like the others… I knew mine was a special existence…

id legit add this guy and start a lifelong friendship

shes so gay and PRECIOUS

“Not all men” I say, “there is but one who is purely good.” But which man am I referring to? In Iceland, deep in the woods and the snow, there lives a lad raised by wolves who feasts upon sunbeams and loves all of nature, unburdened by man’s sins. Tenderly, he strokes a hungry squirrel, sharing with her the last acorns of the autumn harvest. A tear rolls down his cheek. Who is he

*listens to straight people for 5 mins*

me:

hows the gaming, gamers?

im depressed

The last TV show you watched is now your life story for the next six weeks

What is it?