pls rember

THIS LEAKED KATY SONG…. SHES COMING FOR WIGS, GRAMMY(nom)S AND PUSSIES. HOLD ON TO YOUR KNICKERS GORLS!

I JUST LISTENED TO THE LEAK OF WITNESS..

it’s in the early stages of production.. BUT THIS SOOOUNDS SOOO NEW… AND HER VOCALS OMFG… IT’S NOT EVEN synth pop or bringing back an old sound, IT’S NOTHING YOU’VE HEARD IN POP YET.. LIKE KATY IS REALLY ABOUT TO BE A TRAILBLAZER WITH #KP4.. i am honestly so ready.. this is only a leak and it’s already a #BOP. Imagine when the full song gets released or the first single of KP4 gets released AAAAAAAAAA 

ME ATM

my kink

making ppl feel good abt themselves

reblog if you'd rather be a puppy

what is my perfect crime? i break into tiffany’s at midnight. do i go for the vault? no, i go for the chandelier. it’s priceless. as i’m taking it down, a woman catches me. she tells me to stop. it’s her father’s business. she’s tiffany. i say no. we make love all night. in the morning, the cops come and i escape in one of their uniforms. i tell her to meet me in mexico, but i go to canada. i don’t trust her. besides, i like the cold. thirty years later, i get a postcard. i have a son and he’s the chief of police. this is where the story gets interesting. i tell tiffany to meet me in paris by the trocadero. she’s been waiting for me all these years. she’s never taken another lover. i don’t care. i don’t show up. i go to berlin. that’s where i stashed the chandelier.

you could be my boyfriend of 85 years or my husband of 586778 years or my favourite teacher or my most beloved mentor but if you are a man and you yell at me or raise your voice at me i can 100% guarantee our relationship will never be the same ever again there is something so treacherous about men who needlessly raise their voice 

Okay, but replace man with woman… Sounding a lil sexist. 

why stop there!! let’s replace man with gecko!! i HATE reptiles! 

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

when i’m in the christmas mood and everybody else isn’t

Current mood

what she says: im fine

what she means: does the decline in quality of the scary movie franchise also satirically represent the decline in quality of horror films in the film industry today? or is it unintentional, and simply a product of the worsening parody film genre?

snapchat getting rid of the timer on people’s pictures and videos is honestly a hate crime and a personal attack like how do you expect me to stop watching someone’s 100+ second long snapstory the second i see it when i can’t tell anymore

i wanna inspire your art and hold your hand in coffee houses and make you breakfast in one of your old t-shirts