licensed therapists when your problems aren't mild social anxiety and being sad once in a while

The way fantasy writers talk about a thousand years as this uneventful amount of time is really funny to me because like—in less than 1000 years we went from the Norman Invasion of England to Skibidi Toilet.

Anytime your instinct is to write 1000 years, the accurate time gap is almost always gonna be somewhere between 80 & 200 years

Worst part of living with animals is the night time sloppy licking cleaning noises I'm sorry but I cannot sleep . Please fhcking stop please please olease

u could’ve reblogged that from me. whore

Attention passengers I've turned on the mandatory smoking and yelling sign

running up the hill to make a deal with god again. anyone need anything

can you get him to swap our places

fucking the used car salesman for used cars

fucking the personal injuries lawyer for personal injuries