Kiba and Akamaru’s first meeting ~ Naruto ep 121

• ❝ I rarely feel anything. I rarely feel anything at all. ❞
• ❝ This is an exciting moment in anyone’s professional life! ❞
• ❝ You look nice today! This is an assumption, but it is a safe assumption. I am positive you look nice. ❞
• ❝ How can it get better, really? I wouldn’t risk it. ❞
• ❝ Honestly, I don’t think the government even knows how to orchestrate a project of this magnitude, and of this quality. ❞
• ❝ But let’s not think on woulds, coulds, and shoulds. ❞
• ❝ You have a beautiful face! A memorable face. ❞
• ❝ What if I told you that your perfect self hated your imperfect self? ❞
• ❝ It’s very important to work hard! So important. More important than life itself! ❞
• ❝ Isn’t that nice? Just honest folks, dealing honestly with other honest folks. Just point out the liar, and denounce them. ❞
• ❝ Nothing to worry about, just stay out of the way. It will pass. As with life, and as will all things, it will pass. ❞
• ❝ Ever eaten things that made you think differently? Breathed things? ❞
• ❝ You do want to become a better person, right? You want to be valued, you want to have value, you want your value, numerically speaking, to increase? ❞
• ❝ Hiding from nature is taking away a lot of business productivity. ❞
• ❝ It feels good to have a crime-free tomorrow, doesn’t it? It makes any crimes that happen today feel justified. ❞
• ❝ What if I told you that your gauzy reflection looked perfect – just perfect? ❞
• ❝ Lemme help you with that! I’m coming in there. ❞
• ❝ How much sand do you think there is in the world? There’s got to be a lot. A lot of sand. Who even counts it all? Wow! Big questions today. ❞
• ❝ I am stuck inside… doing a job I very much love, of course. ❞
• ❝ Do you forget sometimes about your own skin, your own hair, or other people’s hair and skin? ❞
• ❝ I can’t imagine why, in a beautiful town with so many kinds of yogurt stores and pony-petting stations, anyone would want to fight his neighbor. ❞
• ❝ I don’t like to talk about it much. ❞
• ❝ Funny how the skull is so visible in your mouth. Weird. Who thinks of that stuff? I don’t know. Weird, right? ❞
• ❝ But you know, I don’t like the adjectives “new” or “long-time.” ❞
• ❝ What if I told you you could kill your imperfect self? What if I told you you could achieve your fullest potential? ❞
• ❝ Your life may be a total lie. Well, at best a fever dream. Or someone else’s night terror. That’s probably it. ❞
• ❝ I have such a healthy respect for nature. Vile, vile nature. ❞
• ❝ When people are sad and lazy, I become less kind. ❞
• ❝ My grandmother used to embroider pillows with the phrase, ‘reach your full productive potential!’ I loved those pillows so much, she sold one to me! ❞
• ❝ No more emotional symbiosis. ❞
• ❝ How delightful! I’m…totally disgusted by it. Can’t stand the taste or the smell. In fact, to look at it causes me to heave. But thank you, that’s so kind! ❞
• ❝ That’s just blood! And some old bones, and loose teeth, and beaks and things. I finally decorated, thanks for noticing! ❞
• ❝ Telling sad people to cheer up is like an extra level of kindness! ❞

this doesn’t mean that you have to accept or agree with the idea - i’m just a scared little turtle that would like to know if that’s something that you wouldn’t mind so much 

• “i’ll do it.”
• “please just don’t.”
• “i hate you.”
• “i love you.”
• “you love me?”
• “please stop it.”
• “i can’t breathe.”
• “just go away.”
• “you’re an ass.”
• “you’re a bitch.”
• “don’t leave me!”
• “don’t walk away.”
• “stay with me.”
• “i’m begging you…”
• “for fucks sake…”
• “clean this up!”
• “please kiss me.”
• “get off me!”
• “you are despicable.”
• “are you okay!?”
• “don’t do this.”
• “please shut up.”
• “are you drunk?”
• “don’t forget me.”