some guy of all time
They forced my man to work two positions
larry is the author insert of some poor soul at game freak
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some guy of all time
They forced my man to work two positions
larry is the author insert of some poor soul at game freak
made by yours (un)truly
Fool's candy. False candy. Liar's candy. The temptation is ever-present, but I cannot succumb...
Like a reverse mimic, it lores itself into your mouth to kill you
Do u ever read a friend’s fic and it’s like holy shit how do you consider me qualified to talk to you?
seeing incredible writers reblog this is wild
All the time.
Which do you perfer cartoon dogs that wear pants but no shirt, shirt but no pants, shirt and pants, or no clothes at all.
Also sorry if this brings weirdos i just wanna know your opinion on fictional dog design
I think I've said this before, but when a cartoon animal is half-clothed, it just draws more attention to the fact that they're half-nude. Like animals don't usually wear clothes at all so it looks normal when they're completely naked, but when they're wearing ONLY a shirt or ONLY pants it just makes you aware of the fact that they're not fully clothed. It almost makes them seem more naked than if they weren't wearing anything.
But I think only pants is actually worse than only a shirt.
For example, with Winnie the Pooh here wearing only a shirt, you can still see that he's not, uh.... anatomically correct below the waistline. He has nothing to hide.
But when you see Smokey wearing only pants, it implies that there is something to hide. It's like he's covering up his lower half because he has to. If you get what I mean.
That is to say, it would be fine to see Winnie the Pooh take off his shirt, but it would definitely not be fine to see Smokey take off his pants.
With that said, I think fully clothed and fully nude are equally "safe," if that makes sense. Just a shirt isn't bad either, but just pants is inherently suggestive in my opinion. I wouldn't say any option is "better" design, it just depends what you're going for.
If you can't tell, I've thought about this a lot.
What I'm getting from this post is that Smoky there is, uhh, sexycoded
Smokey the bear is is the Forest Service's fursona
Good job I only have breakdowns near blisseys
me: *sobbing and crying*
the blissey that charged in from 5 miles away and broke into my house:
the Hatterene that showed up moments later
i absolutely lost my mind
How did… how did it turn around in there…
Unlike humans, most mammals don’t have collarbones or enormous huge-headed-baby bearing hips, so they can fit through any hole thier heads can, with some wiggling. The inside of a pool table is hollow with a slanted bottom, which is how the balls all end up at the return slot.
So it’s not that cats don’t obey physics, they obey physics and we got nerfed on the ‘fitting through small holes’ feat in exchange for our ‘freaky superintelligence’ feat.
stay in your hole STAY IN YOUR HOLE
yodel they/he hoo or whatever the fuck
I tried making this a bit longer to make up for the lack of content I promise I’m working on stuff but things keep getting in the way and I’m trying to have something out before New Years I hope you enjoy hand over your obey me family headcannons now 🔫
I’d go something like this:
Mammon: *Mammon holding baby Satan with one hand out* Lmao Lucifer look
Lucifer running at full speed towards them: MAMMON-
Hold on y’all random thought do you think if they did know modern jokes the brothers would make a “your mom” joke to each other or they’d be like “your dad” and they’d respond with either “we have the same dad” or “Fuck that dude” OR EVEN “we have the same dad idiot” and they’d point to wherever Lucifer is same thing with your mom but idk if they have a mom so they’d probably say “if you can find her”, “you found her??”, or “we don’t have a mother”
Happy new year!!!
Solomon: "What's your favorite food MC?"
MC: "I really like sandwiches!"
Mammon watching from a corner: "Write that down WRITE THAT DOWN-"
Levi: *Intense scribbling*
When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire
I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”
#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse
This episode aired in 1994 and was a direct response to Mattel issuing their first talking Barbie which said phrases like “Will we ever have enough clothes?” and “Math class is tough”
A group that dubbed itself the Barbie Liberation Organization tried to create awareness of gender stereotypes by switching the voice boxes of a few hundred Barbies with those of G.I. Joe dolls, which made G.I. Joes that said things like “What kind of wedding will you have?” and Barbies that said “Vengeance is mine”
I want a barbie that craves vengeance.
Reblog if your Barbie craves vengeance
This is an appreciation post for the fanfic authors who aren’t included on rec lists
For the fanfic authors who don’t get art of their fics
For the fanfic authors who can’t get to 1000/500/100 hits
For the fanfic authors who don’t get comments/reviews
For the fanfic authors who write for small fandoms
For the fanfic authors who write rarepairs or gen fics
For the fanfic authors who get hate for the ships/characters/fandoms they write
For the fanfic authors who write in English despite it not being their first language
For the fanfic authors who don’t write in English
For the fanfic authors who don’t think anyone reads or likes their work
For the fanfic authors who aren’t big name fans
For the fanfic authors who don’t get requests in their inboxes
For the fanfic authors who can’t write stories that are more than a thousand words
For the fanfic authors who only write one ship
For the fanfic authors who are just starting
For the fanfic authors who have been writing fic for years
For the fanfic authors who use fanfic to practice writing
For the fanfic authors who write self-insert fics
For the fanfic authors who write about their OCs
For the fanfic authors who write to vent or cope
For the fanfic authors who are just waiting for their big break
Keep creating, I love you ❤️
there’s got to be at least one trans woman named eve out there whose deadname is adam. and she’s the funniest person to ever grace this earth with her presence.
She’s right
CANNOT stop thinking about the Josh fight. Over 100 guys named josh got together to fight with pool noodles and they all decided that the winner was a five year-old so tiny the Burger King crown was too big for him. And they lifted him into the air and cheered like he was Simba. Earth is a good place to be after all