count dooku after indulging in his daily milano cookie

“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!

Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

Tiger stretch !! 🐅✨

@tragicomedykitty

fuck the ucl and fuck the UCL

deleted it but didn't acknowledge what they 'got wrong'

this cat boy has caused me so much grief already

clearly he doesn't

People are getting really really fascist about peaceful protesters and it’s getting scary lol

Simultaneously holding up America as a golden standard of democracy compared to literally any other country but especially the ones populated by backwards nonwhite people while saying “lol it’s your fault if a cop brutalizes you just obey their commands or pay the price” like do you hear yourself

Figure I post these here, lost my drive to finish the rest lol

I love this tag, it's throwing me into a fit of giggles

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

Ruisoix Leveilleur