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The Fairy Art Father Saga…
Third strip on the matter out today. Hope you like it.
I love this.
It made me miss Carrie, though. We met three or four times over the years, and the last time I saw her I told her the story of how she accidentally saved my life in October 1987 by leaving a party early.
Coucou les français de tumblr ! J’ai besoin de votre aide. Voilà mon grand frère, ma belle-soeur, et leurs fils :
tl;dr: mes neveux, Henry et Liam, ne pourront pas passer Noel avec nous : la France, qui a validé leur adoption, refuse de délivrer leur visa et celui de 52 autres enfants indéfiniment.
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J’ai déjà vu tumblr faire des trucs extraordinaires, c’est pour ça que je fais appel à vous <3 Nous avons besoin du max de visibilité possible. Je reste dispo pour toutes vos questions.
Merci d’avance pour votre aide. La moindre signature et le moindre partage auront énormément de valeur pour nous.
Pour en savoir plus (je mettrai les liens à jour au fur et à mesure) :
To my non-French speaking followers: my brother and sister-in-law legally adopted their two sons last May but France refuses to deliver long stay visas to my nephews and 52 other children from Congo. My nephews can’t come home. Please sign the petition and share <3 Find this on Twitter and Facebook too.
Ok but why does John Cena look like he goes to Ouran Highschool and is part of the host club?????? Wtf?
Lay your arm on a flat surface and push your thumb and pinky together. If you don’t see a raised band across your wrist, you are a product of evolution. If you do, you’ve got a useless extra muscle in your arm that is slowly being erased from our genetic code. Source
I just did some research on this and apparently this muscle actually helps you hold a spear (something we as a majority haven’t needed to do much of in recent times, thus it is a mutation that is neither harmful nor helpful to lack this muscle) But I’ll see you all in the post-apocalyptic world with my genetic advantage to hold and throw spears~
Looks like you’re going to have to do all the spear throwing for me.
tag yourself im a spearholder
*walks up to couple* so which of you is evolved and which is the spearholder
Nope. Can’t do it. I can’t do it. I can’t go home. I have been having panic attacks for the past few days,sometimes several times a day. I can’t go home.
I love the magic that light creates with water
testing out new gif animation styles with some inspiration from kim sunggyu’s mv for kontrol, day and night versions
The thing you know when you leave your country: your friends and family are sad
The thing you don’t know when you go back to your country : your friends and family from your country are excited, your friends from the other side of the ocean are crying and telling you not to leave
D’après l’idée incroyable de @theversatilist. J’ai fait ça un peu rapidement mais qu’est-ce que j’ai rigolé.
Edit : erf les images étaient trop petites j’ai modifié ça
Damn j’suis jamais assez rapide mais, v’là la suite eheh :
Je m’en lasse pas :D
oh putain…
en plus c’est ma chanson préférée de Kyo quoi…
It’s always me.
Muggleborns trying to educate others to the French side of youtube. Muggleborns pranking others into thinking that Tragédie is a trend and laughing when everyone fucking sings 2000s songs at school
About Parisian diagon alley I always imagined it somewhere underneath the rue Nicolas Flamel (obviously) and the Tour St Jaques. Something that looks like the passages couverts (passage des Panoramas and the like, google it it’s lovely)…
I’m still not over the “Wizard equivalent of CGT. Just think about it.”
Can you imagine the school going on strike with the muggle world by solidarity?
“MAGICIENS PAS CONTENTS. MAGICIENS PAS CONTENTS.”
“FLAMEL SI TU SAVAIS TA REFORME TA REFORME FLAMEL SI TU SAVAIS TA REFORME OU ON TE LA MET AUCUNE AUCUNE AUCUNE HESITATION NON NON NON A TES SORTILEGES BIDONS” - Syndicat Etudiant de l’Université Magique pour la manifestation annuelle contre le gouvernement en place.
.. .(son SNCF magique): “Mesdames, Messieurs, SNCF Magique est désolé de vous annoncer que suite à un mouvement social, le trafic en direction de Beauxbatons sera légèrement perturbé.”
I don’t even think they would go on strike in solidarity of the Muggle world, they will go on strike to go against any problems they have against their own government to begin with.
-Professors going on strike before every vacation -Wizarding version of the Guignols de l'Info having a puppet for Harry Potter as well -Muggleborns organizing huge replay of the Club Dorothée and the Minikeums for the purebloods who Did. Not. Have. Childhoods. - Chasing the Dahut being an actual rite of passage for young wizards. -Students and staff alike smuggling cheap cigarettes because fuck yeah the spanish border is near -Muggleborns quoting the Donjon de Naheulbeuk when they enter the castle - Catacombes and castle cellars used to age french wine and cheese -People arguing everywhere about foie gras when Christmas comes around
Buzzfeed France a écrit un article hier sur Harry Potter version France!
J'ai commencé à m'étouffer pour la pétanque magique :’) Nan mais aussi imaginez les rivalités régionales avec les accents, les dialectes et les clubs de quidditchs. “Nan c'est pas un pain à la citrouille c'est une citrouillatine!!!!!”
Citer Kaamelott et les Visiteurs quand on se balade autour du château, et les sorciers pure souche qui n’y comprennent rien x) “QUE TREPASSE SI JE FAIBLIS!” “J’ai vu une grosse bête” “Elle est où la poulette?”
Probabilité importante qu’en allant en cours de Potion, certains gueulent dans les couloirs : “ Vous connaissez Panoramismee ? C’est un druuuide ?”
Ou encore en cours de Botanique, deux étudiants qui commenceraient “ Là on fera une grande allée avec plein de statues qu'on appellera « La grande allée avec plein de statues !” et toute la classe suivrait !
MIEUX ! Cours de Métamorphose où il faudrait faire disparaitre un animal : “Il est où le magneau ?!“ !!
Oh putain oui x)
j’aime!
I’m crying!!! IS IT A PAIN A LA CITROUILLE OU UNE CITROUILLATINE?! Laposte having a owlery just for administrative purposes. You can never trust them with your parcels and official documents. Having a secu adapted to the magical world. Being paid back for the different curative potions to fix your bones and other broken limbs etc. The rivalry between the Parisian Quidditch team and Marseille’s one. Quidditch Ligue 1 and Ligue 2. Enchanted dragibus. GUYS. ENCHANTED DRAGIBUS!
god I’m laughing so hard, thanks guys, especially for the kaamelott/visiteurs/astérix references! And for the SNCF!!!
Maybe students would be separated too in fact? Not in houses, and not for the first years, but depending on their speciality during the 3 last ones? Like for our S/L/ES system? I know it’s not a very good system, but honestly it would be more accurate…
ps: #teamcitrouillatine!
#here for the aesthetic
star wars dad jokes are amazing
