Non-Newtonian Spell Slinger

this is getting me so bad

what the fuck ever it's not like you guys have found the cup or the scepter yet either

And here I thought Tik Tok was the epitome of bad taste memes by gay content creators. Guess I was wrong. Tumblr bloggers rise or more so descend into even greater bad taste

you're a whites only porn blog trying to complain about other people's poor taste while hiding behind someone else's selfie. you're licking the wrong kind of boot, dogboy 🤭

‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

What does this gif have to do with werewolves?

if you have to ask you’re not ready

can you explain? i don’t get it

This is like someone just informed the newcomers about the devils sacrament taking place every full moon and the devil itself popped up asking “what sacrament?” with a cheshire grin.

easy pete you son of a bitch, there isn’t a sign on this earth that could deliver you from my fury

i never stop laughing at this fucking post

i watch baseball for the side quests

she took the ladders in the divorce

can someone help me get down

It was funnier in my head shshsb

Fall Guys are like invasive among us! Right guys! Who's with me! Who's with me!

Not funny 👎

I can't currently even formulate anything stronger than "I'll kill you". Please threaten yourself for me

I'M GOING TO SAW OFF MY FEET

No. I insist. Let me kill myself at the foot of your bed tonight. Its the least I can do, since you spotted me a couple bucks last week

tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

one of the important lessons to learn about adult life is that the gap between an unemployed chainsmoker and a bioengineering phd candidate is actually not that large

a bunch of saulsjimmy and one gene

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

you people cannot be trusted in the war room