Colin Mochrie is the undisputable fucking king of Improv
The newscaster puns are a whole different level.
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Colin Mochrie is the undisputable fucking king of Improv
The newscaster puns are a whole different level.
Nailed it.
young man, the groomsbride is a whore i said young man, please close the goddamn door
this is it
the post that is simultaneously the best and worst post in existence
groom door hand whore bride door
It would be so nice to be in an apartment right now with really big open windows and lots of bright light pouring in and and long curtains and the smell of rain floating through it
The Millennial generation is so broke we’re romanticizing decent housing.
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On February 3rd, 2019, we will have 2/3/19.
TODAY’S THE DAY!
lilireinhart: I hope you don’t mind.
i don’t think that a movie needs to be good in order for it to be good
College professor type 1: any email you send them on Friday or after 4pm on a weekday is lost to the void. Gone. A whisper in the wind. Office hours? 7:00-7:15 on alternate tuesdays. My office is in Montana good fucking luck
College professor type 2: responds within 2 minutes at 3am on a weekend but only in single sentences with no punctuation
this is so real that scares me
reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.
Tarot DnD. It’s DnD but you replace the dice with tarot cards and the DM has to interpret the results by symbolism instead of numbers.
Ooh! My friend proposed an idea similar to this. CAH DnD. It’s basically the same concept but instead of tarot cards, you use Cards Against Humanity cards. As she put it:
“Perception check”
“Bees?”
“BEES???”
That sounds absolutely HORRENDOUS, your friend should be very proud
I’m enjoying the idea of CAH tarot.
“What does the future hold for me?”
“A bag of dicks.”
this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness
It works
please stop these tears stomp dog
Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow
I saw this before I left work last night and had a quiet hope, and today I checked my phone at about quarter to two, while I was still on my lunch break, and I’ve just got a job interview with the BBC next week
I’m not a big believer in anything much but I’m so happy holy shit. So like unrelated note but something real good happened to me at 1.42 today lol
Can’t take any chances these days
Here goes