clearly even monarchs thought some parts on monarchy was dumb because there’s so many kings being like god how do i legally deny my idiot son the throne
the king: nothing matters more than the preservation of my glorious dynasty
also the king: i hate my sons so much it’s unbelievable
found the landlord
a witch house 🌙
I think a lot of hippies need to introduce the word “nomad” into their vocabulary rather than self-identifying as a racial slur.
i know this is a very serious post and i agree with it wholeheartedly but i saw this reply
and i can’t handle it
If courage isn’t the absence of fear but doing the right thing regardless of it, maybe confidence isn’t the absence of insecurity but knowing you have real worth despite it
this is beautiful
By this same token, maybe goodness isn’t the absence of bad thoughts or impulses, but the conscious choice to behave according to your moral ideals in spite of them.
Happy Pride, ya’ll
free soup
you’re going to be so, so cursed.
free soup
stardew valley be like. I subsist on a diet of raw fish and algae. I stay up until midnight cutting down trees. I hang out in abandoned mines for fun. Everyone in town still wants to marry me
“you can’t make a lawful good character interesting and enjoyable”:
They went to the same University and ate at the same caf table in total silence for four straight years. They were best friends
Holt is Wakandan, it’s canon now
What is that?
hehe…. *glomps you* OwO
:3
What the fuck?
The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost; for none now live who remember it.
mini m&ms are better than normal ones bc they cater to the very specific urge to eat colorful aquarium gravel
Comic commission!
What if…?
beelzebub: so now that you’ve fallen, you’re supposed to do bad things. Like tempt people into stuff. murder, lying, stuff like that. just you know, your regular temptations
crowley: i can tempt…anybody?
beelzebub: well…yeah
crowley, busting open the gates to eden, sweating profusely and holding a rose in his mouth: HEY AZIRAPHALE
I had to… Had a very clear vision for this
HOLY SHIT YOU DREW IT. YOU DREW MY MEME. ITS SO GOOD EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW GOOD IT IS
(p.s.: he falls backwards off the railing .02 seconds later and aziraphale just starts screaming)
peak idiot
this is canon
I love hanging out with baby boomers my mom was driving and we passed a “road work ahead” sign and obviously i have no self control so now she thinks I’m the funniest person she knows
