boat. bourbon. basement.

Avengers 4: We built a Time Machine and brought Peggy Carter to the Future to Fight Thanos because We Are Weak and She Is Not

Kink: actual genuine human connection

summer is fun and romantic in theory but for us sweaty bitches it just isn’t realistic

375. Gryffindors insisting that they don’t get emotional, even when there are tears streaming down their face

10 years ago… That’s how it all started.

how do yall just… drink soda every day??? how do you do that?? like… that doesnt hurt?

I’m here for a good time, not a long time

happy 10 years of this photo!

i love calling my self a Bitch but if a man calls me a bitch im gonna step on his throat an snap his neck

Let’s do a little recap of Amy Schumer’s racism, okay?

Amy Schumer joked about men of color being more likely to sexually harass vs YT men.

In her 2012 show “Mostly Sex Stuff,” Amy Schumer insulted African women’s names, called them “wild,” and performed a racist impersonation of Black folks.

Amy suggested that Latina women were “crazy” during the 2015 MTV Video Awards.

Once, Schumer said, “I used to date Hispanic guys, but now I prefer consensual” implying that all Hispanic men are rapists – a suggestion that mirrors the racism of Donald Trump.

In her latest stunt, Amy parodied Beyonce’s “Formation” music video which was originally a commentary on race and police brutality. She used a moment that celebrated Blackness and turned it into a whitewashed opportunity to make cash.

And then, someone sent me this tweet below of Amy’s anti-Asian racism.

But aye!! She’s a feminist, right? She’s down for the cause, right? She talks about body positivity and all that YT feminist jazz while she shits on POC, right?

Funny. Very funny.

-Source: The Love Life Of An Asian Guy/FB

#WhiteFeministsGottaGo

don’t forget that she raped a drunk guy and tried to make it sound like it was just a weird encounter

Reblogging this because Amy Schumer’s new movie is all over our dashes so this should be too

Have any of your friendships ever ended because you were always the first one to talk to someone and one day you stopped to see if they would talk to you first and they never did so you just stopped talking to each other?

“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this