immanis-vulpes
"Too late. Found him one, like a good girlfriend."
"You found a dealer... For my big brother...? Well... Fuck you. I'm still going to look for him one. Maybe better than your own dealer."
immanis-vulpes
"Have you already forgotten that ass kicking— no that ass beating Steve and I gave you and you’re druggie friend that one day, hm? I’m sure my powers were fully out then.”
"You attacked me first! It was self-defense! But after that guy with the anger problems saved my life, everything's been good so far, right?? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?! Yesh, I think so~ Plus, I'm still looking for a dealer for him!"
"Aw, sweet! Than— …"
"You’re a fucking asshole…"
immanis-vulpes
"Yesh." Runs off.
Sister: I'm going downstairs, do you need anything?
Me: A Coke, please.
Sister: 'Kay. *waltz out of room*
Me: ...
Me: .......
Me: ..................................................
Me: Wait, what did she say...?
Me: WHO THE FUCK DID I TRUST MY BEVERAGE TO!?
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diaryofgoldsworthy
"Uhh.. You alright there kid?"
"I've just... Seen some things... That little fucking girls should've never seen in their whole entire fucking life..."
immanis-vulpes
"I don’t mutate, okay? And I prefer not to use my unique abilities unless I’m threatened. Besides… I’m very entertained by all this…"
"You don't mutate...? ... Then what the fuck do you do?! Sit around and mope?! Is that a super power these days?!"
immanis-vulpes
"What the hell do you want me to do about it? I mean, they’re your secret admirers or something."
"Mutate, man. I don't fucking know! I'm fucking uncomfortable here!"
"..."
"Like, I shit you not... There's a lot of porn on my dash... I never knew you could do it in a coffin..."
immanis-vulpes
"Nah, I think you got it under control. Hell, maybe I’ll join in on the fun.~"
"Alex, I swear to God, I'll shove Blondie's mop hair up your ass."
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immanis-vulpes-deactivated20150
"Is it Fuck With Ellie on Anon Day or something?”
"Alex, help me. Use your fucking superpowers, man."
Anonymous asked:
Oh do you still have that Toy Robot? Henry said I could have it now
"..."
"...................."
".................................................................................... Okay, I believe you now."
"God, wha-- How?! I mean, how the fuck are people coming back from the dead these days?! Did the Fireflies' plan worked??"
Anonymous asked:
But I am Sam, Sam I am.
"There's no fucking way, man."
Anonymous asked:
Why do you think every Anon is David? XD
"Oh, I dunno… Maybe because like days ago I got into it with a DAVID ANON?!"
"So yeah, I’m fucking paranoid no— DAVID?! IS THAT YOU, DAVID?!"
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