Aw, this is cute.

Honestly I can’t believe that I’m watching this right now. This is This is the sweetest most gentle and loving and pure thing I’ve ever beheld and I feel so blessed to have seen this

“Sshh don’t cry, my baby.”

MY FUCKING HEART 😭

“My baby is big and soft and doesn’t look like me but he is my son and I love him.”

do you ever just fucking hate yourself for not working hard enough to reach your full potential?? cuz same.

last time i had sleep paralysis that kid Wen from lemonade mouth stood at the end of my bed and did the rap to Determinate for like 3 hours straight and i haven’t slept peacefully since

I tried to warn y’all

It wasn’t sleep paralysis he was actually there he actually broke into your house and intended to rob you but you woke up and he had to improvise

all i want to do is make you laugh and feel safe and loved

lmao excuse my language but reese’s penis butter cups lol 

going from “today is a good day” to “i hate my life” takes me approximately 2.6 seconds

I can smell the entitlement in the air

Oregon was a mistake

Oregon, what you doin???

I think I am most bewildered by how many people seem to think that you spend the rest of the day reeking of gas fumes if you touch a gas pump. Do they think you pour the gas all over yourself…? Why are these gas fumes clinging to you through your day such that you will not be fit to be around other humans…? 

I didn’t even know there were places left that let you pump your own gas.

@antyc67 in Britain we pump our own.

I didn’t know there were any stations left where people don’t pump their own gas.  Every gas station I’ve ever seen has been self-service since the 1970s.

I’ve lived in Central Michigan my entire life and i have never heard of people just….not pumping their gas……i’m so fucking confused.

Oregon: You expect us to pump our own gas like peasants? :/

The entire rest of the world:

Oregan is something else.

Your soul is made of stardust and you’re my favorite constellation

if this ain’t me

Rich people showers

reblogging for that gif

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself 

Not gonna not reblog this….

The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

*muffled screams*

I had to

well 2017 has been a scooter to the ankle

i’m so fucking tired of doing this and feeling like shit

If I was as sleepy at night as I am in the morning, and as awake in the morning as I am at night… I would be at least double as productive

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

this is my favorite video on the internet

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

dont become friends with me, ill seem really cool at first but im actually really annoying and i cry alot

fashionably late? more like anxiously early

I will get to class 20 mins early and still be anxious

Because no one else is there yet & is this the right place?? are you here the wrong day??