HOYSINSAUCE

Moms should live forever

Illustration by Rosie Payne

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some dudebro: women are too emotional to be jedi

me: 

“u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!”

ok but consider this

Image via We Heart It http://weheartit.com/entry/223283956

This was probably the greatest thing I’ve seen all day!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, my new favorite gif.

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Tell us something that you do that embarrasses your kids. Come home.

If Jesus was born from a virgin birth, doesn’t that mean he has only an X chromosome. Wouldn’t that make him female?

wait

TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS

I have taken 3 years of Theology, 1 of Apologetics, and 1 of Anatomy and Physiology and I’m honesty stumped by this one

Those species which are parthenogenic (i.e. self-fertilising, certain lizards, snakes, frogs and fish) the offspring is always genetically/physically female-typical. So yeah, if we were to take the nativity as a scientific story, a parthenogenic human pregnancy (still a scientific impossibility) would result in an AFAB child, and since that child has always been referred to as “he”, voila, trans jesus.

Wellp

this is the story of a girl, who cried a river and drowned her whole world

but while she looked so sad in photographs i absolutely love her

when she

SMILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLES

cause im mr brightside

if this isn’t already how you dance to mr brightside you’re lying