seekerrpentaghast-blog reblogged
i know we all make fun of whiny pissbaby soggy-ass kyle ron but listen i’m gonna kinkshame myself and admit i am 117% here for Grossly Competent Kylo Ren ok like let’s list this shit
- rly great pilot ok like when he’s all “best pilot in the resistance” to poe it’s probs because he used to be the best pilot in the resistance
- the knights of ren like those knights are his and at thirtysomething he is bequeathed his own gang of screamo grunge warriors to kill all the jedi
- mildly offtopic, but would make a good bouncer because one, likes to hurt people and two, v obedient like if i owned a drag bar i would def hire him to stand outside and scare uncool ppl away
- he tortures rey yea i get it but this motherfucker is all you need a teacher and yes it’s because he killed all the other potential teachers but let’s just consider for a moment that he would be a rly great teacher
- snappy comebacks galore like this fucker is witty af i bet he does stand-up for the troopers on the finalizer
- thicc so thicc like imagine him at the gym imagine how many pull ups he can do no wait don’t you’ll get the vapors
- sleight of hand and pickpocketing like this is han solo’s boy of course he knows how to steal stuff without the force
- poise and tact and etiquette and charm, which he may not exemplify in VII, but leia probs taught it to him and he was great at it i can esp imagine him stealing the falcon and successfully pawning it even tho it’s trash and han has to go steal it back again
- sorry still thinking about pull ups
- emotional intellect?? like everyone i’ve ever known who spirals into fits of rage also falls in love deeply and feels passionately and everything resounds in them on this baseline level so like imagine how often ren falls in love and imagine how he probably treats sex like a spiritual experience and imagine how much instinct he probably possesses that he doesn’t even need the force to read minds
- dedicated, hard-working, hyper-focused, diligent, vigilant, intelligent, strong, funny, gifted, handsome this jackass is literally a prince gone bad and i am so into that
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ competent kylo ren
YASSSSSS THAT’S MY BABY
