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You are a immortal vampire who has been alive since the birth of christ. You have the ability to change your appearance as you please. One day while in a new city, you recognize someone you knew 1,000 years ago… and he recognizes you even with a different face.
tfw ur trying to write plot but ur brain only provides you with out-of-sequence snippets built on vague ideas and an endless number of potential outcomes that develop and branch out unnaturally over an unspecified timespan
Seokjin: • Half the precinct are in love with him • Known as the “Pretty One“, literally everyone knows who he is • Has one of the highest solving-rates, absolutely no one thinks he’s dumb • Carries around pink handcuffs and no one questions it • The days he chooses to show his forehead are known as Blessed Days
Yoongi • The last person you want to interrogate you, he will w r e c k you • Knows how to wrestle a guy twice his size to the ground in about 43 different ways • Probably knows how to murder someone with a credit card • No one dares to fuck up when working with him. No one. • There’s a post-it that is marked whenever he smiles (in 2,5 years, only 3 times have been witnessed)
Hoseok • Known as the Sunshine in the precinct, greets everyone in the morning and always chit-chats • Has been the best shooter for three consecutive years • Impressively manipulative; always makes the bad guys talk • Gets asked out often, but for some reason never takes up anyone on the offers (can anyone figure out why?) • There’s That One Incident at a past office party no one talks about. It involved tequila, two pairs of handcuffs and a very large orange. Don’t ask, he’ll deny it
Namjoon • The Brainy one that everyone wants on the tricky robbery and murder cases • When partnered up with Jin,, they are Unstoppable • Very friendly, and always recommends books (even to the suspects) • Fascinated by forensics, and often visits Taehyung in the lab to learn more • After lots of training he’s allowed to carry a gun (that one time he almost shot Jin in the foot was an accident okay?)
Jimin • Everyone coincidentally wants to work out the same time as him in the precinct gym (hmm.. wonder why??) • Prefers hand-to-hand combat, something he often uses in field • Has a quite soft exterior, and is thus extremely scary when angry (more than Yoongi) • Very skilled at car-chases (but no one wants to be in that car lol) • Has a crush on the cute forensics guy with the wacky ties
Taehyung • Is a cop, but works a lot in the forensic department - isn’t often in the field • Very introspective, and provides with important leads due to his unusual outside-the-box thinking • Always wears ties to work, patterns often goofy and unusual • Wears glasses even though he doesn’t need them (looks extremely cute obvs) • Maybe definitely has a crush on the cute cop with the ungodly thigh muscles
Jungkook • The youngest one that has excelled incredibly in his field • Does lots of field work, but enjoys computer work and hacking a lot as well • Once made a bad guy unconscious when choking him between his thighs • Has tattoos that can sometimes be seen through his white shirts (b l e s s) • Once saw Jimin topless in the gym and hasn’t been able to stop thinking about it ever since
You find a man dying of thirst and give him a drink of water. He thanks you and his voice is instantly recognizable and unmistakable, even though you’ve never actually heard it before in your life. It is the voice that narrates the thoughts in your head.
After decades of research, you have finally invented a cure for aging and distributed it to the whole world. The Reaper wants a word with you
Sorry I don't post here much any more, I'll try to be a little more active. Maybe I'll start posting memes? Idk. I'm actively working on two different Taekook fics right now, Origins and Wires. Links to read them can be found on their individual blogs:
@btsorigins (Taekook Overwatch AU; Jungkook & Jimin are dancers in Busan, Taehyung & Yoongi live in Daegu. Currently at 19k words.)
@bts-hoc (Taekook Werecreatures A/B/O AU; Taehyung sees this mysterious guy, aka Jungkook, sitting at his local bar one day and can't stop thinking about him. Currently at 5.7k words.)
When I first start writing a fic:
When I come back to try to finish the fic:
Reincarnation is a known, common, and expected result of death. You are a bounty hunter that specializes in tracking down people who have committed suicide to escape debts or a jail sentence.
Word Count: 2.1k Book Rating: Teen and Up Pairing: Eventual light Taekook (not a main focus) AU: The Walking Dead/Zombie Apocalypse Warnings: Swearing, Graphic Depictions of Violence
An odd cover of clouds cast themselves over the city of Santa Monica, leaving the seven idols huddled together as they walked down the sidewalk, desperate to keep themselves warm. Although all of them were fairly confident that they could find their own way back to the hotel, but their staff weren’t willing to risk the boys walking alone in such a large city. They were all too tired and frustrated to really try and argue despite a deep desire to want to be able to do what they please for a change. A harsh wind buffeted past them, ruffling their hair and sending chills down their spines. A flash of lightning far off in the distance seemed to trigger the rainfall that began to patter down onto the group of young men.
Namjoon, who was at the front of the group, squinted his eyes as he looked back to his bandmates. His voice was gravely from the lack of words he’d spoken since their photoshoot earlier in the day. “Let’s walk a little faster, I don’t like how this storm is starting to look.” The other boys nodded and murmured their agreements.
A sharp crack of thunder filled the air as they finally approached the front doors of their temporary home, startling Jungkook. Taehyung gave him a pitying glance and allowed him to enter the hotel first, seemingly worried that the youngest member wouldn’t be able to handle any more interaction with this weather.
“Thank you.” Jungkook said in a quiet tone.
Taehyung responded with no more than a small shrug before he followed his friend into the building. He shook out his blonde locks as gracefully as he could manage, but it just left his clothes more damp than they’d already been and Suga glaring at him for scattering rainwater all over his face. Taehyung offered an apologetic look to humor Suga but he wasn’t much in the mood for discussing every wrongdoing that had gone on throughout that day, even slight things like a little rain to the face.
They stuffed themselves into the elevator, leaving their staff to talk with the men at the front desk. Today was their last day in California before heading back to Korea for a much needed break from months of promo. With each floor they passed, the silence that surrounded them began to feel heavier and heavier. It wasn’t until they were about to part ways after exiting the lift that Namjoon once again broke the silence.
“I know–” He released a deep sigh before continuing, “I know today wasn’t our best day and that we’re all tired and hungry, but we’ve worked too hard for something like a bad photoshoot to ruin our final day here. Let’s each order some room service, maybe take a nap, and then talk again later tonight. I don’t think any of us really want to end today on such a bad note.”
“He’s right.” Jin noted, “Up until today, we’ve been having a great time here. Let’s try to keep it that way.”
Although some of the others didn’t want to agree, they knew they must.
“Okay.” Taehyung muttered. His gaze shifted from Jin to Jungkook before he spoke again. “We’ll see you guys later, then. C’mon, Jungkook, I’m starving.” He nudged the youngest boy toward their shared room. Jungkook gave him a wary look but obeyed his hyung regardless.
The short walk to the room was accompanied by a shared silence. Neither one made any effort to stop the hotel room door from slamming shut behind them. Taehyung threw himself face down onto his bed with a grunt, splaying his limbs out over the duvet.
“I’m really sorry about today.” Jungkook said as he sat down on the edge of his own bed.
Taehyung turned toward Jungkook, giving him a confused look. “Why? It’s not just your fault. Don’t apologize to me for something we all did.”
The younger boy shrugged, “I mean, it kind of is. It all started when I didn’t want to run around in the coldest weather I think we’ve ever had to take pictures in. It’s so stupid, I don’t know why I even refused the clothes they’d picked out for me. We weren’t even there that long…”
The older member shook his head. “Stop, Jungkook. None of us wanted to be there, you were just the first one to say something.”
“Doesn’t mean it wasn’t wrong of me.” He murmured, remembering the harsh looks he’d received from Jin and Namjoon when he’d first protested during the photoshoot. As the mischievous boy he is, he was used to getting warning looks from his older brothers, but he’d never seen them carried out with such ferocity. Just thinking of it caused goosebumps to rise on his arms.
Taehyung let out a small sigh. “I guess so.”
The two of them remained quiet for longer than felt appropriate, Taehyung playing with his hair while staring blankly at the painting on the wall across from him and Jungkook watching intently as his roommate spaced out. Jungkook wanted to talk about anything else with his friend but couldn’t seem conjure up any other topic to discuss. He was well aware that today really hadn’t been that bad overall, but there was something nagging at him that left him feeling off.
A loud crashing sound from down the hall—which was quickly followed by a scream—shocked both of them out of their trances. They stared at each other for no more than a second before lurching from their beds and out of the room, running in the direction of all the commotion.
•Its like 3am and I’m exhausted and I can hear you raging next door about failing at putting an ikea bed together so here I am helping you put it together and holy shit you’re cute.
•You keep falling asleep in the lectures and I keep waking you up so you don’t get in trouble, so to make sure you stay awake a brought you coffee with my number on it.
•You were the only one in class that got my TV show reference so hey wanna marathon?
•We both reached for the last box of fruit loops and I don’t care that we’re both adults I with fight you.
•We write notes to each other on the desk we share at different times and I never knew who I was talking to until I saw you stay behind after class to write on it and holy shit yoU’RE HOT.
•I’m really sorry, I suck at dancing and you’re suppose to teach me but you’re really cute and keep distracting me so I keep stepping on you’re feet I’m so sorry.
•Our schools are rivals and were on their sport teams and we get injured and spend time in the school infirmary and hey you’re pretty cool and wtf are we a modern Romeo and Juliet?
•Your window was open and you live across from me so I saw and heard you in your underwear, singing and dancing ridiculously and I really wanna get to know you cause you’re pretty hot and I might have a crush on you.
•We hate each other but apparently our teachers ship us and make us partner up all the time and sit next to each other and for the love of God if you don’t shut your mouth I’m gonna shove you on the desk and sNOG THE HELL OUT OF YOU.
•We’re both teachers and I ship these two students but you ship one with another student so let me just tell you why my ship is meant to be.
•My cat keeps breaking into your apartment next to mine so I tied a note to its collar to apologise and you write back so we keep exchanging cat notes and you’re pretty funny.
•wE ARE YOUTUBE RIVALS AND OUR FANS ALL SHIP US
•You’re parents are extremely overprotective and hired me to be your bodyguard.
•We have to partner up in our health class to look after a robot baby and oH GOD ITs crYING again pleASE JUST STOP WHy did we agree to tHIS HELL.
•I’m a punk singer and am hiding from fans in a florists and you work here and are snarky and funny and are adorable go out with me?
Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Luke Hemmings/Ashton Irwin Additional Tags: 18x18, because I live for 18x18 Lashton, Alternate Universe - High School, fair warning that luke is a bit of a dick in the beginning, that goes away pretty fast though, Songfic, Eventual Smut, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Series: Part 1 of Room 93 Summary:
Michael had never given him advice on guys before, he’d probably never felt the need to. Yet for some reason, Michael seemed to be starting to think there was reason enough in the way Luke was treating Ashton.
Luke had zero clue as to where he’d even begin if he did—figuratively speaking, of course—like another guy. And if that other guy were Ashton? Shit, he’s probably already ruined that by being so awful to the guy on his very first day at a new school. What was he thinking?
He lets out a groan before falling face first onto his bed. The boy lays there for a while, thinking to himself about crushes and Ashton and maybe, just maybe, crushes on Ashton.
Or... Luke's kind of an asshole to the new kid at school, but he grows on him pretty quickly.
• “not to be rude but why exactly are u buying 6 tubs of butter?”
• “didn’t u knock over that same fruit stand last week?”
• “listen buddy ur card isn’t working u have tried 7 times and u can’t leave until u pay for ur shit”
• “isn’t this the 9th time we’ve bumped carts today”
• “I left u alone for a minute and asked u to get a can of soup and u managed to knock over all the fucking cans ????”
• “no we DONT need 14 bags of marshmallows !!!”
• “u have been staring at this shelf for 5 minutes straight with a look of determination …looking for anything in particular ?”
• “adult diapers and condoms huh ?”
• “did u not see the wet floor sign ??now ur ass first on the floor and I don’t know u but I’m laughing at u”
• “wanna fuck in the back room ?”
Reminder to self:
Your writing seems boring and predictable because
A person who has never read it before does not have this problem.
I’M FEELING LIKE ALL OF MY LIFE’S STRUGGLES HAVE BEEN SOLVED
1. “I’m in a bookshop and I really need that book can you get it for me??? Wait you’ve read that book? let’s have an in depth conversation about it.”
2. “You were trying to reach for a box of cereal and a whole shelf’s-worth of cereal boxes fell on you here let me help”
3. “We’re both baristas and sometimes I have trouble reaching for things and I show up to work one day to find a personalized stool with hearts and my name on it i hATE YOU but also thanks”
4. “You are very tall and I am very short so you run into me all the time and honestly this is getting ridiculous”
5. I’m in art class and I just opened a cupboard to find a tiny person (you) squished inside and you just looked at and said “shh i’m hiding”
6. “We’re on the bus and I’m really not trying to take up your space I’m sorry I just have rlly rlly long legs”
7. We’re at a concert and I can’t see a thing let me sit on your shoulders, maybe?”
8. “You’re afraid that you’ll lose me in big crowds so you always hold my hand but now you just hold my hand when there’s only, like, five people around and I’m getting very suspicious”
