All this for a loaf of bread?

BIG MOOD in a few hours!

I’m just being mean at this point but this is making me loose my mind

@aggressivewastebin I fixed it for u

the implication that the man with the yellow hat is considered a kind of wizard is really slaughtering me

cats be like: ok im gonna radiate serotonin now

this video made me laugh so hard i stopped making any noise because there was no more air in my lungs this is my favorite thing rn

And I would’ve fuckin gotten away with this, too

shippy fic tropes: tag yourself

klaus: i want to see my little boy

diego, holding up five by his armpits: here he comes

five: this family is a fucking nightmare

Literally everyone on Berk: Hiccup why the hell would you do something so monumentally stupid

Hiccup:

every time i look at the mystery gang i have this like visceral feeling that someone is missing. but nobody ever is. who are they. what happened to them

logically i know this is them. these are the only people in the mystery gang. fred, daphne, velma, shaggy, and scooby. thats the 5 of them. but something deep within my lizard brain is telling me theres a 6th member that has been, for unknown reasons, banished from this timeline and our collective memory as a species

at this point people could just post the exact same unedited picture and we’d still look for Him

This new Shaggy meme is kinda scaring me because Shaggy was my first crush and my whole family remembers me having long drawn out conversations with him like he was in the room, but it was just 6 year old me speaking into the void to Shaggy. Now I’m worried that the void may have talked back after all these years in the form of this meme and I have no way to stop it.

yo treasure planet was literally the best 2d disney film ever made like the setting? the colors? the flawless transition? the gorgeous world building? the three dimensional characters? a main character who’s never pressured to get into anything remotely close to romance? complex relationships? an antagonist who has layers to his character? the soundtrack? i could go the FUCK on,

PLUS THIS SCENE?

AND THIS????

We’re all just suckers for lonely heroes accidentally acquiring a dad.

@thethrillof it’s ya boys

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen

the bar is at the earth’s core 

literally fuck you to hell tumblr

This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while

Also his wife helps him write the jokes and doesn’t let him tell a joke about her unless she says it’s OK.

scottish wildcats look as if a witch w/ glasses turned themselves into a cat

McGonagall

That’s literally her description in the book

Kind of gives you chills .

Good Lord, how delicious! I wanna do that! The next time I’m in a cathedral, I’m doing it. 

As she stood inside an ancient and empty church in Montefrío, Spain, Malinda Kathleen Reese belted out one of the best Christmas carols of all time-“O Come, O Come Emmanuel” and the end result was just heavenly.

I’m obsessed with this because A. Victorian Christmas Carols B. European Cathedrals C. It’s gorgeous and fuckin choristers are my favorite

So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.

Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.

“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”

One time I was proof reading a paper for a Russian student. As I was correcting her paper with her, the many mistakes in her grammar started weighing on her. I asked her what was wrong, and she said, almost sobbing,

“In Russian I am so intelligent and clear. In English I am like [an] idiot”

Respect to anyone trying to master a foreign language. I get so sad thinking about that student.

Full offense but people who make fun of someone else’s accent or belittle their limited vocabulary when they’re speaking a language not native to them are fucking disgusting and are just begging to be punched.

They’re speaking your language because you don’t know theirs. That’s not something they should be made fun of, it’s something that should be commended because learning a language is hard fucking work.

I hate people who do this so much.

master has snatched dobbys wig

I’ve rewatched the ad at least three times to try and figure out why some folks are angry with it and I’m at a loss.  All I see here is: Be a better human. Set a better example. Encouraging strength of character and integrity over typical “machismo”.