Amy Harmon, The Song of David  (via wordsnquotes)

Go anon and pretend to be my character's child.

(Bonus points if you drop subtle hints at who the other parent was.)

Go anon and pretend to be my character's child.

(Bonus points if you drop subtle hints at who the other parent was.)

Send “💖” and my muse will admit something they find cute about yours.

Moist von Lipwig, Going Postal (via timewalkxr)

T.Wuggles (via wnq-writers)

raywritess (via wnq-writers)

Headcanons: Sex Life Edition masterpost

Send a symbol for following headcanons of my character.

☠   Sexuality ☮   Position Preferences ☯   Kinks ♠    Dirty little secrets Ω   Best time ever ♤   Worst time ever ♣   One thing they’ve never told ♧   Most exotic place they’ve done it at ♥    Number of sexual partners ♡   What they do after sex ♦    Stamina ♔  What gets them in the mood ♕  What is their mood-killer ♚  Most sensitive spot ♛  One thing partner should never do ★   Threesome or an orgy? ☆   How adventurous are they? ☄   If there was a safe-word, what would it be? ☽   Going down or staying up? ☼  Old-school or into experiments? ☀   Masturbate or seek for a helping hand? ☁  One night stands; yay or nay? ☂    Foreplay or straight to business? ❀   One thing they’re dying to try. ✿   In the morning or when night falls? ψ    Roleplay? If so, what exactly? ♆   Props they’d like to use

Soundwave being able to unhinge his jaw is this a yay or a nay???

I might just do this.

This is happening now. Soundwave can officially unhinge his jaw (he'll only do it if he really trusts you though).

*NSFW ASKS*

Kidnapped Starters

“Shut your mouth or you’ll never see the light of day again.” “If they’d hurry up with the ransom, I wouldn’t have to keep you as long.” “Stop squirming.” “Scream to your heart’s content, Princess. No one can hear us out here.” “Not sure I’m ready to let you go just yet. It’s too much fun watching you suffer.” “I’m sorry, what was that? It’s hard to hear you with that thing in your mouth.” “Shh, keep quiet for just a little longer. We’re almost there.” “Aww, you’re actually trying to run away with tied hands and feet. That’s so cute.” “That should keep you nice and quiet.”  “It’s a shame that no one cares enough to come to the rescue.” “Has anyone ever told you that you’re the perfect hostage? It’s incredible.” “Being tied to a chair suits you.” “Don’t scream. Everyone will hear.” “Sorry I had to snatch you. Didn’t exactly have a choice in the matter. Comfortable enough?”  “Where the hell do you think you’re going?” “Mommy and Daddy can’t save you from me, sweetheart. We’re all alone in here.” ”If I take my hand away, are you going to scream again?” “There, nice and tight. No way to get out of that.” “Try and bite me again. One more time. Come on…” “Okay, I’m going to take out the gag and you’re going to tell me what I want to know. Scream and it goes back in with more stuffing. Understand?” “I’m not going to hurt you. Just cooperate.” “Guess snooping really doesn’t do any good, huh?” “Stop struggling!” “Give up already. The ties aren’t going to loosen.” “No way the blindfold’s coming off.” “Do you prefer zip ties or electrical tape? No reason not to be a gentleman about a kidnapping.”  “Sh, sh, sh, stop kicking.” “Ankles together. I’m not going to tell you again.” “Talk or I’ll make you.” “Do you want to die?” “Mmph isn’t a word, darling. You’re going to have to speak more clearly.” “Get in the car  or I’ll shoot.” “Scared? That’s good. You should be.” “Stop crying. It’s pathetic.” “Like knives?”  

If they had a kid meme