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naked-yogi

k but stop saying “oh but I could make you squirt” when ppl say they can’t squirt. LIKE. not everyone can squirt fam. people orgasm in SO many different ways. stop making it seem like something is wrong with people who can’t squirt.

Just piss on them.

^^^This made my day.

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hush, hush (m.) | 01

bangtan + fuckboy au

genre: smut (!!!) | angst (!!!) | oral sex | hate fuck | closet sex

word count: 4.4k

Every school has its golden couple. You know, they’re the pair that will stay together all through college, eventually, get married, and live happily ever after in a large house with their equally as large amount of children. You’ve seen them in the courtyard - hands clasped together in a perfect fit - you’ve seen them in your classes - effortlessly answering questions while sliding each other knowing looks - and you’ve definitely seen them at all the parties - before they head upstairs to one of the bedrooms, of course.

You know them. Everybody knows them. How could you not know them? Their lives were perfect, their friends were perfect, and their looks were perfect. They are perfect, popular, admired, and most importantly, in love.

Or at least, they were.

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kainks

listen you guys, just LISTEN! the entirety 4.4k of this fic killed and revived me in the best way possible. at first my heart hurt, like literally ached in my chest because of fucking park jimin, read it and you’ll understand my pain.… but then tables are turned and shit happens and here i am screaming !!! i don’t think you guys understand my love for this story already. it was so well written, so easy to picture in my head, which is sometimes quite hard for me. i was hanging onto every word and i just love everything about this, and cannot wait until the next chapter because oooh bitch, stuff is going to happen.

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Praying for the woman I’ll be in 5+yrs I hope she’s happy, and loved, living life unapologetically, doing what she loves.

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Meet Eve, our one of kind hoodie that’s turning heads. 

Free worldwide shipping for a limited time! 

-screams and grabs at the last one-

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xchronicles

Hint hint hint hint hint

MINE IS FINALLY SHIPPING NOW

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bonesnlilacs

Mine came in the mail 2 days ago and I wore it yesterday it’s glorious it feels very witchy. So excited gonna wear it all the time especially on Halloween 👻

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