I’m damaging you I’m damaging you I’m damaging you are you mad? do you hate me? are you mad? do you hate me? don’t look at the hoes I came in with look at me

this post was about tanking in ff14

theyre cute as a couple but the follower gap between them is a little ..... uncomfortable??

I see this and the alligator one are making the rounds again nmghjf

how I feel using my autism superpowers to identify local fauna for my family members:

For 2 days in a row I have seen this little guy removing leaves from my plant and eating them until he passes out. He's missing an ear, so he may be self-medicating his PTSD, but still, I think it's time for an intervention.

I'll let him sleep this time, but when he wakes up, we'll have a serious talk.

Found my fursona

this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects

“why did i start this list” pleaseeeeeee this is so funny

his descriptions were extremely on-point, and frankly inspiring when writing a hurt/comfort scene

Instagram poets could never!

For those who want it, here is the entire list:

Anyways, dude's 1,000% a huge masochist. Nobody just describes pain like this unless they're enjoying it.

Everyone, I am so happy to see Adriana Varejão in my dash??

She is a brazilian sculptor and artist who is probably one of the best creators of gore in formal art I've ever seen. Here's some more of her work.

She loves exploring portuguese tiling, and her work includes eras that are solely focused on tiles.

She has also went through phases where she explored cracks in ink and in tiling

And of course that evolved into bloody cracks and slashes on tiles, like the walls are living beings

Which then became her iconic meat walls, but I also love her pool paintings, it's a completely different kind of unsettling more akin to liminal spaces

I can't add more images because tumblr sucks but ADRIANA VAREJÃO. Pride of my fucking country I tell you

That cat is absolutely an orphan-generating coal baron. The mustache and top-hat are there in spirit, if not actually. Legally, that cat's name should be Reacher Gilt.

Apparently this comment got screenshotted, escaped containment, and made its way back to the owner of the cat who found me.

Hew name is Lucy, she is well-loved, and she just looks like that all the time:

feminism WIN: the orphan-generating coal baron cat is a GIRL

I love angry-eyebrow cats. Here's mine:

Fucked up I have the body of a human

Shout out to people with body dysmorphia involving animal parts. Tell me about your tail king

I'm sorry I've failed the robots of my audience. You are also valid! I will gladly accept all your cookies

They should make an alternate version of boba tea called kiki tea and its filled with spikes

that scene where a sexy lady at a fancy party pulls out a cigarette and a bunch of men swarm to light it but it’s me at the lesbian biker bar and i need something with a sharp edge so i can shotgun my rolling rock and a half dozen beautiful dukes surround me to offer their six inch stone handle folding knives

*DYKES

Knights

If your a pikmin just be careful ok

me when i get pulled over and the cop hasnt even begun talking yet