I Have Rolled Up to the Function to Get Funky

Happy lesbian friday

Sky Castle

cause of death: tried to organize an activity with more than 2 friends at once past the age of 25

My home phone is ringing. I did not know I had a home phone. Interesting development.

taylor swift used to get on tumblr and just say things

plain text: (in the gradient color scheme of the trans and lesbian flag) trans lesbians enrich lesbianism. trans lesbians are an important part of lesbian culture and community.

Hell is when book covers get redesigned with the actors of the show/movie that was made based on it.

stop saying there are exceptions to this post there are literally no exceptions!!!

I stand corrected there is ONE exception

no thoughts except for the current US tour’s grantaire confirming that he reads les mis fanfiction as part of his character reference

Men don’t go heyyyybatterbatterswingbatterbatterswing like they used to anymore

We can’t have anything in this fucking world

love this person knowing enough about baseball to know about the pitch clock and not enough to even approximate the league’s acronym

DOCTOR WHO | 2.11

okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.

So anyway, the planet gone, all rocks and dust but the human race lives on, spread out across the stars.

spillin the tea 🍵