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Short story of how cats domesticated themselves.
Trying to keep a positive attitude when you’re upset
bye grandpa
i was filming my kittens and the door creaked and A CAT I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE DECIDED TO COME IN MY ROOM
“Oh shit fam my bad. Wrong house.”
“what the fuck, c'est quoi ce chat??” is a great sentence
Hope, crying, the future, and the past.
I’m about to make a terrible decision.
Turns out the flavors cancel each other out, and the whole thing tastes like nothing.
hey man what the fuck
that was God shielding you
Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
the strapon metaphor was neither missed nor unappreciated
Literally nothing will ever be as satisfying as the 4 minute long fight sequence in Kingsman: The Secret Service, in which Colin Firth mercilessly wastes an entire Westboro Basptist Church like congregation as the guitar solo from Lynard Skynard’s 1973 anthem Freebird plays in the background.
This was the best career move Colin Firth ever made
Also had the best line/delivery of any movie ever
me in real life: we need to conserve and keep our planet alive, corporations must stop destroying the environment
me playing any game where i harvest resources:
Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”
This sounds like a man on cocaine
Fammmm
The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears
When you realize the human is trying to bathe you. (via tintin45450721)
The damning mew of utter betrayal.
Top 10 Anime Betrayals
U know when ur hairs greasy and it makes u feel so so so bad about urself. And ur entire life. Everything is awful bc my hair is greasy
Ignore the cardinals hat, my hair Judy looked horrible. It was the only hat available
aaaand i made a compilation of my favorite cat vines
vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?
other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it
and they were tombmates…
oh my god they were tombmates…