white people on tumblr

white1: i love broccoli

white2: omg i love broccoli too sooo much

white3: did some1 say broccoli? i love broccoli

white4: i’m factkin with broccoli uwu no doubles

white5: i’’md bbrrococoli ttoo wwhyyr r  uu a a ffakke off mme??

white6: *posts a pic of a broccoli* my boyfriend

white7: i want to shove a broccoli up my pussy

white8: omg guys i found a broccoli vibrator xD

white9: *rbs pics of broccolis and tags everyone in it*

white10: ii jsustt fuckigng lovove brrocoli soso muchy

and then there’s a “broccoli hour” which lasts 3 hours instead and you have to unfollow 10 people

This is actually really racist, but really fucking funny. I’m bouta do one with black folks and soul food, then Russians and vodka.

your url has loli on it

And? Tag my post with pedophilia again. I dare you. I’ll press charges for defamation of character.

screencapped and emailed to my lawyer. She will have filed charges by tomorrow afternoon. By law We must allow you 48 hours to remove the offending material. If not, you will be charged with defamation of character, libel, and criminal mischief, all misdemeanors. You will face a judge trial.

Don’t think you won’t be found either. That email with the cap also includes your Dox, which will not be shared publicly. I’ve also forwarded this material to the local FBI field office. They take false accusations of pedophilia VERY seriously. Especially when your uncle is a high ranking Homicide Detective with good friends in the FBI, the US Marshals Office, and the NSA. 

can we turn this into a copy pasta

Do you people not understand how the law works?

i am you

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my love & admiration for solange will never fade ❤️

the Knowles sisters are the best when it comes to their fans specifically black women/girls

fun fact! google image search allows you to search for images that you are legally allowed to use for example as textures for your art or as assets for your blogs and websites

I keep forgetting that not everyone knows about this.

i did not know this thank you

my piece of shit uterus every month once it realizes that i’m not pregnant: this bitch empty YEET

her hair looks like low resolution ps1 videogame hair i cant deal with it

my piece of shit uterus every month once it realizes that i’m not pregnant: this bitch empty YEET

🌹   More dope $hit here  🌹

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

He all in her guts I know it bitch….

Probably

Amen.

Pictured: Sasuke Uchiha eating a jelly donut in solitude.

THAT IS A BEAN PASTE FILLED ONIGIRI YOU LITTLE SHIT!! Jesus-fucking-shit-on-a-shingle-Christ, do you not see the goddamn seaweed wrapping on the bottom of this fucking amazing Japanese food invention? I should reach through the internet and smack you! t(-.-t)

calm down weeb

OHHHH MY GAWDDDDDD

I got TEA!!!!!

Omg…. months ago Naomi Campbell was on WHHL and Andy Cohen asked her about rumors that her and Rihanna we’re beefing after people saw that they unfollowed each other on IG.. and she didn’t say much but her face confirmed it…. but no one knew why…. Well guess what bitch…

Yes, that’s Rihanna’s “New Man” who apparently was dating Naomi Campbell. MESSY

This is gonna get real interesting