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Games, Cars, And Booty (Lots Of Booty) 18+

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A little something for everybody. ;)
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emotaako

DnD Handbook: Half-Orcs…. evil.

Every Half-Orc PC: He has huge muscles so he can hug his friends real tight….

DnD Handbook: Tieflings…. MORE evil.

Every Tiefling PC: Gay party animal in a crop top and heels

DnD Handbook: Drow…extrEMLY evil

Every Drow PC: Drama-thirsty fashion-forward goth

DnD/Pathfinder Handbook: Goblins….. Unrepentantly evil……

Every Goblin PC: chaotic good hongry child

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cascadiarch

DnD Handbook: Gnolls… SaVaGeLy evil

Every Gnoll PC: woof woof wag wag

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asfcruppy

DnD Handbook: Dwarves….. proud and cocky

Every Dwarf I’ve met: HOI FRIEND HOW AR YA

Dnd Handbook: Goliaths….Unfriendly and slow to trust

Goliaths: HI I LOVE YOU

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Three Adventurers walk into a bar

DM (Me) : Okay, so, there’s a bar in front of you. What do you do?

Player 1: I head into the bar!

Players 2 & 3 : We follow him

DM : Okay, you all walk face first into a metal bar and take one damage.

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“Cereal maker Post Holdings confirmed this week that it would bring back the popular Oreo O’s children’s cereal, which initially debuted in 1998 and was on store shelves for a nearly decade-long run before disappearing in 2007. Post says that Oreo O’s will initially be sold in Walmart  starting June 23, with the big box giant enjoying an exclusive for three months.”

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