queen ymir

just use a tie clip my guy

is that tape

it’s the best tape there is - and i know tape, and that’s the best tape there is

When u look so bad a homie comes in just to roast you

When your mutual adds a dumb ass comment to a post and you gotta reblog from the source

*at drive through* uggggghhhhhh could I get uhhhhhh…… really big hug

I totally understand the appeal of pettiness, snark, and the pleasure of revenge. But seriously, where’s the satisfaction if someone hasn’t actually wronged you? Meanness is only fun if they’ve got it coming.

That was very slytherin of you to say

Dickery should be a function of justice only.

“im buying a switch tomorrow”

take me to snurch (snail church)

kissy

I met a fourth grader and her name was yue, and she was like ‘yea I’m named after a character from avatar the last air bender cause my parents are huge nerds’ and all I said was ‘that’s rough buddy’ and she beamed at me and I’m pretty sure I made her day lmao

You dog you.

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”