This here is me homunculus flesh puppet that me soul will transfer to in the event of me death. It’s got no soul insider it right now, so we keep it in a constant state a euphoria ter keep it from massacrin’ me customers.

mystery machine pulled up on me

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

Tonight Chromie was outwitted by her greatest enemy: The invisible rat containment force field

Video. A shiny beige rat, named Chromie, is exploring a carpeted indoor area, the doorway out is blocked by a clear piece of plastic.

Upon encountering the plastic Chromie tries repeatedly jump over it, often getting a full foot or two in the air without success. As she attempts this a person off camera giggles and comments along to the jumps

“Nope”

“Nope”

“Its stronger then you”

“Its taller then you”

“Its smarter then you”

silence

giggles

“You cannot defeat the wall of psychic energy”

giggles

“You’re so close though”

At this point Chromie runs away from the door to cuddle with the camera person who says “You’re gonna get it some day though”

End video.

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

Pokémon Black & White - Critical Health

brown eyes (beautiful)

blue eyes (superior)

If i was a sickly little peasant boy designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth for pennies and you found me against our citys outer wall with a deep wound in my chest from a musket ball and a letter cluthed in my hand and i told you that my dying wish was to have someone read that letter to me so i would know i died for something important and you open it up and you find a single large illustrated diagram of an onion would you tell me what it was? What would you say?

guys guys guys Ive got some huge news:

Honestly if you hate tumblr and you want to try a different website like it i’d reccomend this i’ve been browsing it for hours and having a ton of fun 

I JUST GOT PEGGED IN A BENTLEYYYYYYY