a good artist knows where to draw the line

Don’t mess with Gimli

They picked the right guy to play a Dwarf

some people have sex in the kitchen

i eat in my bed

I feel this at a spiritual level

trying to make plans in a group chat 

reasons i can relate to a raccoon:

Worth another reblog.

white parent: Lakeisha? ugh that’s so ghetto

white parent: come here, haphestus applbee’s juniper moon berry the 3rd :)

Ivan Aivazovsky

MRW i heard a girl in the bus screaming on her phone “i wish your dick was the same size of your ego!”

If “womb” is pronounced “woom” and “tomb” is pronounced “toom”, shouldn’t “bomb” be pronounced “boom”?

is

is that a pun

me: i should get in the shower

*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*

me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there

aesthetic x minimal x photography x art

aesthetic x minimal x photography x art