Just Peachy

i cannot explain it but these all have the same vibes

the arguments are getting more and more tired

Happy to report that “a new threat has emerged”. The latest development in the goat saga is that the goat is being eaten alive by birds. This has, according to experts on the news, never happened before.

“Robert Pattinson showed up with iPhone voice recordings and had already nailed the voice for ‘THE BOY AND THE HERON’ before recording started. It was his first ever voice role and he finished in 2 days.” (source)

me at the zoo has an ai generated thumbnail now I hate this so much

the elephant has claws

It's satire. He periodically uses this video to make fun of what YouTube is like and the description makes it more obvious he's being satirical again.

when I was around twelve I used to sit at the family computer and send hatemail to a white french dude named Jacques who was a self proclaimed communist on Tumblr. This was back in the day when you didn't need a blog to send anon hate. I had no real beef with him but I just didn't like his tone. used to send him "SHUT UP Jacques" periodically. and he'd answer every single one of my asks like "who is this?? show your face or I'll fucking kill you" and I'd be like "now now, that doesn't make sense, jacques" all haughty and he'd get so fucking mad at me. One time he posted a selfie and I sent him an ask claiming I was a psychologist and that his hair parting suggested that he wasn't a communist at all. and he took it deliriously serious and went off on a 2,000 word rant. I can remember going to stay at my grandparents over that weekend, so I didn't even respond to the rant until I came back. I could've chosen to end it there, but when I returned, I sent him another ask which was like "psychologist here again: if you were a communist your hair parting would be in the middle. evenly distributed. All behavioural signs point to someone who doesn't take their own values seriously." and he went ballistic. really swearing at me. all caps type beat. he never turned the asks off, btw. which always made me wonder if he didn't know how to, or if he didn't want to cause he was convinced he was fighting a war, and this action would ensure he lost it. anyway this went on for weeks until one day I completely forgot about him like he was some kind of childhood imaginary friend I'd conjured up in my loneliness. but yesterday I happened to recall the whole scenario, because my buddy was like "remember when you were twelve and I came over to your house, and you showed me on the computer how you'd been terrorizing this random French guy for days on end. And you were laughing like fucking crazy. and I said it wasn't funny because he probably had problems, and you were like 'oh.' and you looked a bit guilty for a second, but then you went and got a grapefruit from the kitchen and threw it out of the second story window at my kid brother, who was playing in the street, and then you started laughing again?" Well. when she put it like that, needless to say I felt bad. so Jacques if you're out there I'm sorry I was such a little shit. you had totally normal hair, and you only wanted people to share stuff. If it's any consolation I know every day of my life that I'm probably going to hell for the sick things I have done

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I am on my hands and knees begging for there to be more pre/no op transmasculine and trans male characters who can't or don't bind

It's so exhausting seeing 0 rep like me or the thousands of other transmascs like me

For as much as men's tits posts there are it feels like they are sorely lacking in trans characters at least in casual settings . I just want to see a single transmasc character that has boobs at school or work or the store or their friend's house

I want transmasc characters who both can't bind and have dysphoria and transmasc characters who don't bind by choice and don't have dysphoria

I'm tired of the ultimate symbol of transmasculinity being binders or top surgery scars

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whenenver i save a bug in trouble its kind of like im their mr beast

i can’t think straight ive got brainfag

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Muriel Fahrion, the creator of Strawberry Shortcake and Care Bears, was under a work for hire contract when she created them and as a result has received no residuals over the last 40+ years. If you like either of those properties, consider purchasing something from her website. She has art and cute jewelry!

UK people, Tumblr Live has just appeared on my dash. As a reminder, it has security/data protection issues associated with it, as it's run by a third party company. You can't get rid of it permanently, but you can make it disappear for 7 days by going to settings>dashboard preferences and selecting Snooze Tumblr Live for 7 Days.

I hope the cat wins