Living the Life of a New Mommy

“skip dinner and become thinner” more like “skip dinner and you have an eating disorder please get help”

“a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips” more like “a moment on the lips is okay to have, please take care of yourself in this lifetime”

“every time you eat you delay becoming skinnier” more like “every time you eat you give your body the nutrients it needs in order to survive, please keep surviving”

“you’ll be able to wear whatever you want when you get to your ugw” more like “you’ll be able to wear whatever you want now because fashion =/= weight”

“Don’t reward yourself with food your not a dog” more like treat yourself because you’re amazing and deserve happiness

This is actually really helpful thanks

I love this post for how it politely demolishes destructive pro ana/mia mantras i love it

A real tip that I’ve learnt with time and will 100% help you if you draw traditionally : never throw away your « failed » drawings. Instead, keep them in a special folder or something (in my case, I don’t have a desk so I draw on a biiiig thick notebook and put all of my failed drawings in the cover, which makes the notebook even thicker) Why, you ask ? two things : one day, you’ll be out of drawing paper and you’ll find some inside that you can salvage and you’ll be so glad ; two, most of the drawings you think you’ve “failed” are only failed because you’ve spent so much time looking at it you’ve started to hate it

So one day you’re going to go through all of them and find drawings where you’ll be like “wow, why the fuck did I think I failed that ? It was pretty good ! I can see some mistakes but I can easily fix them !”

I do this every once in a while and always find drawings like these, and I’m always so happy to do so because I can see I’ve improved since I can easily spot my mistakes now, but at the same time, I realise I didn’t suck as much as I thought I did, so that’s always a nice ego-boost !

Anyway, point is, keep your failures close, you never know when they’ll turn into magic

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

shout out to my fave under-appreciated unbreakable transgender hero

The thing that gets me is he didn’t ASK for the impenetrable skin. Poseidon was just like “cool cool but you know what you need? skin of IRON. don’t worry bud it’s on the house”

so… Poseidon made his trans boyfriend bulletproof.  alright.

I’ve been thinking about that last thing all day and

I’m pretty sure I have a new ship…

Sharing this here because everyone seemed to really like the first one and I’m so pleased with the way my dumb drawing came out

??? someone broke into my grandmas house while she was gone & shaved the matted fur off her cat

i want to emphasize that the cat was the only thing altered here

would also like to add that this occcurred sometime between 11 pm & 9 am. we have no leads. the cat is fine & probably appreciates not having a huge mat on his neck, but, like, that’s a really weird kind of vigilante justice, still

chaotic good

I’m just gonna take this as a sign…

I reblog this every time I see it. Sometimes you just gotta do it.

HOW DID YOU FIND MY CRYING SHED

Been looking at this for a while, and something about it seemed off.  Something else is going on here, behind the scenes.  And it hit me.

Look at where the floor is.  Her legs, in order to reach it, must be Liefeldian in length!  And then the obvious solution presented itself.

She’s standing on a dog!

No wonder this man is in here crying. She is a monster.

Far be it from me to argue with someone with nineteen years and counting of artistic experience, but that is exactly what I’m going to do, right now! Watch me! 

Yes, examination of that background and the marks on the floor of the shed lead me to the conclusion that there’s a great big hill of sand for her to be standing on. Thus obviously the reason he’s crying is that he’s just finished sweeping and now she’s letting all the sand in. As someone who spent many years at a summer camp with a sandy bank by the lake, and who was often made to sweep his own bunk, I can assure you that this is an unforgivable offense. Sand is the worst and there is always more of it. 

I will give you that there definitely appears to be sand.  However, it’s a clearly not a solid fixture of sand which would support the weight of an adult human woman.  

Unless…

now he can’t even close the door

fuck you, lady

This is the reason I am on tumblr

#someone photoshop Anakin’s face on the guy

ok

problem solved 

Y’all I came on tumblr for this kind of shit I’m so impressed

The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004)

Dawn of a New Beginning by Steve Cole

Capybara! (via ohyouresilly)

Joe.

Talk shit get hit.

best delivery of a verbal bitch slap in cinematic history.

OK SO I WAS AT THE FABRIC STORE AND I WALKED BY SOME MEMORIAL DAY THEMED FABRIC AND 

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

WHY ARE THE ABS SO DETAILED AND NOT THE FACE WHAT

OMFG LINCOLN LOOKS LIKE EDWARD CULLEN WITH A BEARD I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT

I HAVE A DRESS MADE OUT OF THIS FABRIC AND I GOT TO BE IN A PARADE BECAUSE OF IT

This is the Alexander Henry Pin-Up collection - and they are all fucking amazing!

OKAY I WORK IN A FABRIC STORE AND ONE TIME THIS LITTLE OLD LADY CAME UP TO ME AND SLAMMED THE INDEPENDENCE DAY ONE DOWN ON THE COUNTER AND SAID, “THIS. THIS IS WHAT OUR COUNTRY NEEDS.”

I had an older man come into the fabric store that I used to work in and dropped 3 bolts of the firefighter one on my counter and said, “I need this. I don’t know what I’m gonna do with it, but I need it.” a man behind him then yelled, “Pyjamas!” and the first man said, “My husband recommends pyjamas.” 

I want my wardrobe with these fabric @spyoflove

OMG I LOOKED UP THE FIREFIGHTER FABRIC AND NOW I WANT TO MAKE IT INTO A SKIRT AND WEAR IT WORK IT’S THE BEST THING EVER!!!

But even the firefighter print can’t top the Christmas one…

PLEASE TELL ME I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS HE LOOKS LIKE ROBERTO XD

That is definitely Roberto now I need 73,000 bolts of that and decorated my house and the rest of the street with it.

I want all of these. 😂

Anyways! Being mean for no reason is out, being kind for no reason is in

by The Underfold