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Jez. 36. White American. Aceish butchish genderqueer dyke, spoonie, cat parent, plant parent, knitter, fanfic writer. (ze/zem or they/them) Etsy | Kindle | Ko-fi | Patreon | RedBubble | Society6 AO3 | Dreamwidth | Instagram | My Art | My Writing
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Jez. Mid-thirties. Disabled US Army Veteran here to tell you not to join or support the military. White queer aceish butchish dyke trying not to be that kind of White Queer, iykwim. Cat parent, plant parent, knitter, artist, fanfic author.

If I'm like-spamming your blog, it means I'm putting your posts in my queue/drafts, and probably at least one sideblog, if not several.

I queue basically everything, and I'm often not actually here. Please let me know if I reblog anything from racists, terfs, queerphobes, ableists, etc.

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New Star Trek headcanon just dropped: Geordi and data regularly hang out in the dark and Geordi sometimes forgets that people need light to see

This is so incredibly important how dare you hide this in the tags /lh

Pov you walk into a pitch black room and you see two creepy glowing android eyes, two flashing red lights, and the fucked up thing cats' eyes do in the dark

Further hc that Data can't actually see in the dark either.

He's just never thought to mention this because he has a photographic memory and direct neural access to all of the Enterprise's schematics, and therefore doesn't actually need sight to know where everything is.

okay no cause like i love this.

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Ok but imagine the Enterprise goes to help people on this planet where everyone lives underground in the dark because of radiation or something. Like it's bad enough that hundreds of generations have lived underground and, over the course of time, have adapted to the darkness so well that light sources actually hurt them. So Picard has to figure out how to help them without sending people in with lights.

And the obvious answer is to send Geordi down, but the settlements are so far down the communicators cut out and Picard isn't sending anyone into that alone.

"Data and I should be able to handle it," Geordi says. "Neither of us need light to see and Engineering can manage fine without us for a few hours."

Picard nods and is on the verge of sanctioning the mission with his trademark, "Make it so," when Data speaks up.

"Actually, my visual sensors are designed to be as much like the human eye as possible," he says. "They only process information transmitted by the reflection of light off physical surfaces. My ability to function onboard Enterprise in unlit spaces is due to my memorization of both the ship's schematics and the design preferences of those whose quarters I visit regularly."

Behind his visor, unbeknownst to the rest of the crew, Geordi blinks as he tries to process this new information. He's almost about to apologize to Picard and Data for the assumption when Data continues.

"However, I would be able to integrate the information from our tricorder scans to navigate without much difficulty. I could accompany Geordi to the settlement and provide some level of assistance."

Picard looks a bit confused at the correction, but nods. "Make it so."

Later, when they've beamed down into the caverns, Geordi asks why Data never mentioned that he couldn't actually see in the dark. He would've turned the lights on if he'd known.

"I did not need it," Data answers simply, as if that was explanation enough.

"Data, most people like the lights to be on, even if they don't need it," Geordi points out. "It's a comfort thing. And polite, too, I guess."

Data pauses, processing. "I was not uncomfortable, nor did I find the lack of light to be rude. I enjoy our conversations in the dark."

"Huh." Geordi stops, watching as Data continues down the tunnel a bit further. "But you keep your quarters dark sometimes, too."

"Spot is nocturnal," Data explains. "I have read that it is important for cats to maintain a sense of routine, including a regular day and night cycle."

"You do your work in the dark for Spot?"

"For my friends."

Oh god this is adorable! I love it!

It got better.

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dragoon811

@echoofawind @lhbeauty

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zoomy-brain

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

To all of us whoโ€™re just a mess โค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸคŽ

Oh boy, this is getting notes again!

Hi, everyone, enjoy the little cartoon, avoid the notes and yes, I still fully identify as queer c: ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

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sightkeeper

Happy Halloween, everybody! To celebrate, here is a collab I did with the unparalleled @zehwulf for the @do-it-with-style-events reverse big bang. What a joy to do more nautical nonsense, with you! Enjoy some pirate Crowley and siren Aziraphale! โค

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zehwulf

Thank you so much to @sightkeeper for creating some seriously inspiring art and for being such an amazing mini reverse bang partner! I had a blast writing this fic! And thanks to the mods of Do It With Style Events for hosting such a fun event!

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remember! if you don't like something about the way a fanfiction is written, you can simply do the following:

  • leave!
  • skedaddle! depart! abscond!
  • the back button is right there at the top of the page.
  • further up. further. a little to the left...
  • that's it! you've got it!
  • go, my friend. be free. may you be blessed with a work that is better suited to your specific needs and desires in this particular season of your life
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One of the best things about the Avatar universe is that one of our first introductions to the rules governing the world is "It's not magic, it's water bending," and then throughout the series it's revealed that actual ass magic also exists alongside the totally not magic bending.

angry spirit shoots lasers at a house? magic. a guy disappears into a parallel plane, body and all, for a day or so? absolutely magic. the moon exists as a living being on earth and brought a baby back to life? totally fucking magic. face stealing? magic as shit. your sister makes water levitate sometimes? how dare you sokka that's not magic it's martial arts.

Honestly I don't know where I was going for this except that it's fucking hilarious that this show has two separate and distinct systems of magic, but you're only allowed to call one of them magic because the other one happens too often.

These thoughts were posted in a non-physical space created by the movement of energy through special crystals and communicated through invisible forms of light, compressed into secret languages whose words conjure new realities. And you do not call it magic.

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I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

...And a reblog with a couple detail shots, as a treat. ๐Ÿ–ค

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There is no disqualifying behavior for a fascist political movement set on keeping power.

They don't mind infidelity. They don't care about rape. All they care about is how racism/misogyny benefits white nationalists, and telling women to shut up.

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