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call his pussy british the way that I’m innit
One time i tried to explain this to someone at a party and i stopped in the middle of it because i realized how stupid i was sounding
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Created by Charles Le Brun (1619-1690), a French painter, this artpiece was designed to decorate the ceiling of the chapel within the Palace of Versaiiles, though this plan was never realized.
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she is my best friend
WnTever I don t need a girlfriend OR a boufrinrd… *unfurls my black Angel wing and Crystal devil wing* sighs…
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when cat
so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it
so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this
i take it back ads on this site rules, actually
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im not defending myself against a vampire. suck away gorgeous
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"...we both get plenty of use out of it..."
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Angèle Blanche Denvil - Snack Time (1913)
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had to get this out of my system it was too powerful
(id in alt)
[ID copied from alt: A digital comic of Jon and Martin. Martin is a fat white man with short hair, freckles, and a scruffy beard and he is wearing round glasses and a t-shirt. Jon is a thin Arab man with long curly dark hair and a full beard and scars all over his face, and he is wearing half-moon glasses, a coat, sweater, trousers and shoes. Jon is draped across Martin's lap, gently holding his face, as Martin rests one hand over Jon's and the other holds his back. Jon: Mahtin, I would DIE for you Martin: I don't want you to die, though? Jon, after a pause: WHY. End ID.]
I LOVE when things in a novel are revealed through gossip but it also makes me feel insane because I have this almost unbearable urge to tell someone the fictional tea I just learned
Very very fond of the muppet ghosts
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Revisiting 1941.
Crowley knows some magic tricks of his own.
I haven't played yet but this appears to be the universal experience. Is he made of fucking paper 💀