Villains are commonly portrayed as geniuses and mad scientists who use advanced science to take over the world. In reality, the most evil comes out of ignorance and the rejection of science.
Yooooo, that looks so cool!
Martin Sensmeier!
The Targaryen Siblings
Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.
who remembers bettyspaghetty
unrealistic expectations for the female body
Knees weak arms spaghetti
remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?
i remember bella willing to die for the dick
*cowboy voice* you’re face to face with the most frequent cryer this side of the rio grande, pardner.
Kids are interesting. I’m babysitting a 9 year old boy right now who’s homework is to write a fictional story and he wrote about how in millions of years the sun will expand killing everything and one man fell asleep at the beach and missed all the official announcements about the world ending but he managed to be the only survivor of the solar flares because he applied SPF 100 sunscreen.
as u can see I don’t actually know how to draw
my mother just opened our dishwasher and said “oh my god our dishes!”
our dishwasher broke over a year ago
our missing dishes have been in the dishwasher since 2013
the mystery has been solved
I just want to add that my grandmother found out when talking to my mother and had to hang up the call because she was so ashamed of us
Concept: an immortal who doesn’t shy away from photos or paintings. Draws self portraits on cave walls. Photobombs everything with a pout and a suave pose. Commissions numerous portraits of themself as a literary Romantic before faking their death. Tries to be at least slightly famous every time they have a new identity. Creates a conspiracy blog linking all their past photos together before mysteriously disappearing in mysterious circumstances. Mysteriously. Usually only disappears for 10 to 20 years after “"dying”“ before making another appearance. Everyone else in the immortal community lowkey hates them. “Ah, fuck. You’ll never guess who’s resurfaced again.” “Fucking… Dave?” “Fucking Dave.”
Now I can reblog this
Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.