Death and indignity be damned

inspired by some dancing between billy and teddy from AvAc :’D

Now that I’m studying bio, may I just say how fervently I wish my primary association with the words “alpha, beta, omega” was literally anything other than what it is

My nutrition professor was talking about vitamins and said, “the only reason you all even know the words alpha and omega is because of sororities,” and I wanted so badly to raise my hand and be like “if you’re gonna be a dick for some reason, please let me explain to you in depth my immediate connotations for those words”

I just love April so much and this moment was so awesome….

ok so i see people talking about joots and jorts but did anyone else ever encounter

jencils??

Two happy owlets

AHHHHHHHHH

and they’re covered in snow so they’re moist owlettes

Shut the fuck up

are you a “sleeping and taking naps all the time” mentally ill person or a “i toss and turn all night and stare at the ceiling” person

BE NICE

HE IS DOING HIS JOB

YOU MADE HIM SAD YOU MONSTER

superiorbiscuits:

I understood the classifications before but now I Get Them? Like this explained so much

Tony Stark + smiling to hide that he’s hurt

So apparently Marvel has finally reclaimed the movie rights for Namor, the most empowered superhero and apparently Donnie Yen and his fan base have a great suggestion for who should play the lead!

I have to say, I can’t think of a man who could bring more empowerment (x):

Now that would be a comic book movie worth seeing!

- wincenworks

oh my god… @xtaticpearl @lavengadoraaa

how very interesting

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

THEY MUST HAVE THE BEST SUPER HEROES DATES EVER

Sheriff Rogers (2017)

Steve, inspired by the Marvel Comic 1872 (Photoshop CS6)

anyway rhodey better be in iw and marvel better not give me the “he cant, hes paralyzed” explanation like not even losing all his appendages can stop this man and it wouldnt stop me from storming marvel studios either

Dark 5 Hour Energy take me away

if you drink five 5 Hour Energys and then take four 6 Hour Sleeps you have energy for precisely one hour

life hack