My friend and I are discussing various English/UK accents and I just fucking blurted “Australian accents are like if Britain had a Texas” and guys I feel like I’ve cracked the goddamn code

There are 4 types of responses to this post

1) “I’m Australian/British/a Texan and this is fucking disgusting/offensive/problematic and here’s why”

2) “I’m Australian/British/a Texan and you’re absolutely right and I hate you for it”

3) Actual smart linguistics/etymology people describing the progression of accents and proving how big of a dumbass I am

4)

This may my best friend Kikaigaku and I, have started the challange to draw every water type Pokémon like a mermaid! Here my part for the first generation! 

Thats the whole show

(preorder this print!)

a painting of my sons 8) Will be available at Animazement.

I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

He stops and looks both ways?!?

You wanna know what makes this better?

Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.

Me and my friend from work blow up a horrifying tinker bell balloon @parrot-dog

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please kill me

rabbit in dog’s clothing 🐇

I love how everyone says “Bomb!” and then there’s garrus..

on youtube someone said “That’s cause Garrus has been around with Shepard since the beginning, for everyone else it’s a bomb, for Garrus it’s Tuesday.“

THIS IS HONESTLY THE FUNNIEST THING FOR ME ASDFGHJKL

I’m not into pranking people, so I decided I’d show you some animals that look silly instead.

Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING)

Arabian sand boas (DOING THEIR BEST)

Dik diks (SMALL?????????)

Softshell turtles (SMOOTH BOYS)

Christmas tree worms (FESTIVE FRIENDS)

Saiga antelopes (I LOVE YOU BUT WHY)

Baikal seals (ROUND BOYS)

I refuse to believe any of these are real

Tibetan Foxes are also very good:

All of these look like my attempts to draw animals

Then know you drew one, just jot the one you intended. Sometimes the greatest achievements are someone elses greatest mistakes.

I legit sporfled when I reached the last picture. Sometimes, nature takes its own sweet course in getting to the punchline 😂

I need this dog

I need this dog to know I love them

I need to know the name of this dog

@cryoverkiltmilk

His name is Prague!

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vantablack doge

anish kapoor is banned from petting this dog

This…is a hell hound.

I’ve never seen a dog so deserving of the gravitas of that title. Never in all my long life. Stunning.

Death’s dog. He’s best boi

Star Trek AU where the uniforms have black shirts and these pants

Please let’s add padded shoulders

Character: Prince(ss) Daisy 🌼

Series: The Mario Franchise

Cosplayer: @upside-happenings

SUBMISSION

I would have a LOT less anxiety about responding to emails if all email interactions were like this