Me staring at the sleep paralysis demon on my ceiling @ 3:03am
someone: “omg you’re so pretty!”
me:
its illegal to be cuter than me
We’re all going to jail then
me_irl
*assumes typical california boi pose where i am sitting on a curb with my feet resting on my longboard, gently rolling it from side to side* *takes a sip of my arizona green tea* *takes off my beanie and runs my hands thru the front of my bleached undercut* so are we getting in and out later
what happened to ronald mcdonald is he still even a mascot or are they like…phasing him out. hes not on things anymore. where is he
he’s old. let him rest
A Somali Red cheats at a cat show by getting cozy with the judge
i love that the judge can’t resist giving this fluffo a smooch, thats exactly what i would do if i was a cat technician
cat technician
if you can’t read yourself how in the hell are you gonna read somebody else